The 15 most bizarre products on Amazon - at number 8 you lose your faith

Created: 04/28/2022, 11:56 am

By: Philipp Mosthaf

Just don't freak out.

There are crazy things all over the world.

We found the most bizarre products on Amazon.

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There are all sorts of quirky products on Amazon.

But some are so crazy that you won't believe your eyes - I promise!

The world of bizarre things is big.

There are fun games, funny pictures or funny characters.

No wonder that numerous curiosities also await us at Amazon.

After all, the US shipping giant counts over millions of products.

In addition to 1-euro items for bargain hunters, crazy products should not be missing.

We have searched for the most bizarre products on Amazon for you.

True to the motto

you will have to look twice at some products.

We hope you have fun!

1. Germany's weirdest places: A tourist guide for locals

Germany's weirdest places: A tourist guide for locals © Amazon product image

Let's start a little less spectacular, but strange anyway.

The geographer and journalist Pia Volk wandered off the beaten track on her journey across Germany and went in search of

.

In her "Tourist Guide for Locals" Pia Volk comes across the strangest places in our country: an oak tree with its own address, an Atlantis that has been washed away in the North Sea, a chandelier in the Cologne sewerage system and much more.

This book is not just for those interested in geography and history.

Germany's weirdest places: A tourist guide for locals - order now

2. Unconventional homes: the building sins of others

Unconventional homes: the building mistakes of others © Amazon product image

We stay in Germany!

But this time it's not about any strange places or monuments - in the book " Odd Homes

by Turit Fröbe you will discover the biggest construction mistakes in the history of Germany.

Semi-detached houses with two faces, fence creations and idiosyncratic gardens.

It doesn't get any crazier!

Unconventional homes: the building sins of others - order now

3. Gone ass - the serenity machine

Gone ass - the serenity machine © Amazon product image

We're stepping up a gear in the world of oddities!

Have you always wanted to lead a free, self-determined and content life?

Then get

16 sounds and sayings and make it clear once and for all at the touch of a button that you just don't feel like it right now.

Saying no has never been funnier or easier.

Don't be fooled - the serenity machine - order now

4. The Butt Tape Dispenser

Adhesive tape dispenser "The Butt" © Amazon product image

Speaking of kicking ass!

This

is called "The Butt".

The desk organizer is designed to help you with sticky tape, post-its, paperclips and pens.

A fun accessory for some, a chance for others to show your colleague what they think of them.

Adhesive tape dispenser "The Butt" - order now

5. “Lazy Readers” angle glasses

“Lazy Readers” angle glasses © Amazon product image

We found these reading glasses under the heading "Things that humanity doesn't need".

The glasses are ideal for all couch potatoes because they are

.

So lie comfortably on the couch and read a book or watch TV.

The main thing is not to lift your head, it could be exhausting.

“Lazy Readers” angle glasses – order now

6. Testicle shape LED safety light

Testicle Shaped LED Safety Light © Amazon Product Image

is for everyone who wants to attract attention, but safety first

.

You will surely laugh just by looking at it.

The LED safety light is waterproof and can therefore be "presented" even in bad weather.

So you don't have to hang your head - or something else.

Become an absolute eye-catcher with this funny accessory.

Testicle shaped LED safety light - order now

7. Pooping Animals - a fun coloring book for adults

Pooping Animals - A Fun Coloring Book for Adults © Amazon product image

"Painting by numbers" with a difference, that's how charming one could describe this

.

In fact, this is about pooping animals.

True to the motto "I'm small, my heart is pure, my ass is dirty, isn't that cute" you will find 66 pages full of pooping dogs and co. But the book should not only be funny, it should also help to reduce stress and contribute to relaxation.

Ah...

Pooping animals - order now

8th Penis Theater - the big show for the little friend

Penis theater - the big show for the little friend © Amazon product image

The expression "Oh, he's cute" is out of place here.

Because here the protagonist could feel offended.

This

is about... Oh, just see for yourself. Whether it's an elephant, chameleon, a magic top hat or many other motifs - all of them are missing a piece that the man has to fill in himself.

We are still puzzling over something that irritates us more: this book or the more than 1,500 customer reviews...

Penis Theater - order now

9. Naked midget with sunglasses

Naked midget with sunglasses © Amazon product image

"Finally normal people!" This funny dwarf is a real eye-catcher on your balcony, terrace or in the garden.

The

and can be seen clearly.

Equipped with sunglasses, slippers and beer, he is the party dwarf.

Otherwise he doesn't wear much, the main thing is that the dwarf hat is in the right place.

Naked dwarf with sunglasses - order now

10. STDs Coloring Book

STDs Coloring Book © Amazon Product Image

We remain at the lowest level and have once again found a coloring book.

This time it's about

and can be interpreted imaginatively.

Chlamydia, genital warts, yeast fungi, hepatitis B, herpes, HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea and many more can be found on 51 pages.

We think: There is no better pastime!

STD Coloring Book - order now

11. Sperm Cookie Cutter

Sperm Cookie Cutter © Amazon product image

"Yes, is it already Christmas today?" No, certainly not.

But this cookie cutter simply cannot be missing from our list.

This

cutter is 3D printed and dishwasher safe.

In addition, the mold is suitable for all types of dough.

Make your loved ones very special next Christmas.

Sperm Cookie Cutter

12. Belt bag with beer belly motif

Belt bag with beer belly motif © Amazon product image

Different topic, same level.

This belt bag is not only practical and is very trendy.

All eyes will be on you

with this

The bag is suitable for all leisure activities and is made of high-quality nylon.

Belt bag with a beer belly motif

13. Unicorn Wine Bottle Holder

Unicorn Wine Bottle Holder © Amazon product image

Same topic, but on a slightly higher level.

Admittedly, this decoration looks pretty cool and certainly a great gift for one or the other lady.

A unicorn lying on its back

- a lovely sight.

And who knows: maybe unicorns even like the alcoholic grape juice.

Unicorn wine bottle holder - order now

14. Useless knowledge - 1000 bizarre facts from around the world

Useless knowledge - 1000 bizarre facts from all over the world © Amazon product image

Sure, a

should not be missing from this list.

Did you know that giving a hamster a dose of Viagra beforehand reduces jet lag?

Or did you know that the chicken is the T-Rex's closest relative?

Amaze friends, acquaintances and family with totally useless knowledge.

They will (not) thank you...

Book "Useless Knowledge" - order now

15. Waving Queen

Waving Queen with solar handbag © Amazon product image

Last but not least - we end this list of the most quirky products on Amazon with the Queen.

The miniature figure (18.7 cm tall) of

waves when the sun is shining.

Granted, that's extremely rare in the UK, but we're not on the island.

The Queen's handbag charges with solar energy, making the British Queen wave.

Waving Queen - order now

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