Sanxenxo

It is clear that the emeritus king waited to see the success in Eurovision to decide his return.

We are all jubilant for the triumph of Chanel and now Sanxenxo is like a new Saint Tropez that is reached by

.

I like that the emeritus chooses a cold sea, our North Atlantic, because diving into those waters, even in the hottest July, is something unforgettable and guarantees good health for many years.

Almost everything is good news around this official return of the king emeritus, our

most exemplary

It is understood that it is express and with a very busy agenda.

, regattas, highways, police, family reunions, princesses who stand up, just like their father, without further explanation.

When was it seen that a legally inviolable king gave explanations?

Only the faint-hearted and taxpayers give explanations.

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It is inexplicable, even silly, the determination of some ministers not to understand that the Bourbons do not explain themselves.

Just like the Three Wise Men or the fertilization of the Virgin Mary, believe them or don't believe them, you put up with inviolability and that's it.

And, above all, you get used to them, as millionaires, speaking to us in the language of faits accomplis.

For example, arriving by

private to attend a regatta.

And descending the stairs in agony because it didn't occur to you to rehearse, Chanel-style, that arrival.

Exile and inviolability make you lazy.

The Infanta Elena, faithful to her intermediary role, bowed, then ridiculed by the folksy and spontaneous greeting of an airport operator who greeted Don Juan Carlos as if he were one of the others.

Without explanations, disorder reigns, everything is more ridiculous.

The emeritus himself has annoyed his return and that descent of stairs is added to other images: asleep during a speech, photographing himself next to a dead elephant or with a satrap friend.

He may believe that they serve him to avoid explanations.

They can, dangerously, become his legacy.

But let's think about the good.

Sanxenxo, a fresh oasis.

What a wonder of unexpected prominence.

It is as if the Lottery Gordo had fallen in its entirety, in that privileged environment of pine trees, cold waters, seafood full of flavor.

Emeritus, be careful, the body does not understand explanations or excuses and after almost two years of abstinence and fundamentalist diet, it is not advisable to overdo it with ham, Albariño, crabs, barnacles and the rest!

My mom used to say that in Spain you not only eat well but you eat well every day.

With the euphoria for the return, it is almost certain that there will be a certain excess of adrenaline in Sanxenxo comparable to the overdose of flour at the wedding of the son of Carmen Borrego, the youngest daughter of María Teresa Campos.

Why did that wedding coincide both with Chanel's triumph at Eurovision and with the return of the emeritus?

I remember, like never before, Bárbara Rey when she said that "a black hand twisted things" against her.

That black hand managed to outshine an entire Spanish wedding, an example of sincere neoclassicism, with swishing of silks, necklines, feathers, roundness, shoes with ankle bracelets and hundreds of white flour loaves turned into centerpieces, perishable symbols of prosperity.

It's all a disorderly conduct disorder.

So much privilege cannot be good.

While the emeritus king flies to Vigo, in a private

with Aruba registration, owned by an Angolan company, the emeritus queen is in Miami to receive the training ship Juan Sebastián Elcano, aware that her destiny is to return to Spain in a commercial flight to change and be photographed next to the emeritus, whom he hasn't smelled for two years.

Without further explanation to comply.

For all this, I would like the king, although untrained, as he confessed before traveling, to win the regatta.

Without further explanation, really for fuck's sake.

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