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Here's something you did not know can be done with mayonnaise Israel today


No, not this thing • A new and weird trend offers "reading with mayonnaise" • It's completely real and quite entertaining, but you might want to read the article before you run to the fridge to take out the box

Forget reading coffee, tea or ambala: The new personality analysis and fortune-telling trend that is conquering social media is reading mayonnaise, and even if Mercury is God forbid in retreat - your sandwich will be constantly evolving.

Compliments on this smeared venture should be directed to Kraft-Heinz Food Corporation, which invites all curious about their future to spread mayonnaise on a slice of bread, photograph the piece, upload it to Tiktok or Twitter and tag the brand (@realkraftmayo).

In return, they may receive a free, instructive, accurate and in-depth reading of mayonnaise, which will be professionally edited by a comedian named David Ebert (although we did not check that he does have a certified mayonnaise reader, but there is no chance he just smears us ... right?).

to smooth things over this mercury retrograde (YIKES), tweet ur mayo spread and tag @RealKraftMayo for a chance to get a reading from me, a non-certified mayo reader #KraftMayoReadings

- real kraft mayo (@RealKraftMayo) May 19, 2022

"We at Mayonnaise-Kraft glorify those who espouse their individuality," the company said in a statement.

"The reader's presentation of the world's first mayonnaise gives us an opportunity to celebrate the uniqueness of Kraft mayonnaise lovers wherever they are, to the point where they tend to smear their favorite product. Like astrology, love for mayonnaise is polarizing and controversial, and we decided to support them by reading mayonnaise." .

Among Ebert's fascinating analyzes so far, it can be concluded that a person who spreads thick layers of mayonnaise is "very stubborn in getting what he wants," and whoever scratches the sides of the jar is "a person who works hard but still finds time to enjoy life."

So the next time you make yourself a seemingly innocent sandwich, keep in mind that you are actually revealing intimate details about your personality, life and future.

There is no pressure at all (unless you are dripping the mayonnaise from a squeeze bottle, but this is already an advanced call).

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Source: israelhayom

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