When Yair Golan
said this week that the government should be preserved in order to "allow us to continue to redeem Israel from the malignant disease called Benjamin Netanyahu" - not a hair moved from my head.
After all, it's just Yair and his nonsense.
After the enlightened public ordered us to admire his process speech, we well understood that everything Golan would say was folklore.
Yair, this time Lapid, is also no longer exciting in his hostile shows.
In 2020, he was interviewed for Ofira and Barko's program and said: "The prime minister is dealing with criminal things. I look at this river that is flooding the filth (...) Netanyahu has simply brought disgust to the Israeli system at indescribable levels (...) I keep saying something to myself One - do we leave the world to shit? Those who bring disgust will win? ".
Since then, God willing, another hand is outstretched and to him, God willing, we have become accustomed.
True, we were a little surprised when Bennett accused the opposition and its supporters of being "Netanyahu's noisy and deadly poison machine," as well as "burning barns" and "sectarianism" and other useful farm animals, but compared to the surprise of a right-wing defection to the left-wing government - the effect is a bit dwarfed.
The National Camp of Suffering has suffered, as it is known that it is possible and even desirable to say everything about him and his leaders, since the days of Jabotinsky peace be upon him, from the moment it became clear that Zionism is not only a national movement but also a political one.
This is the way of the world, and as his uncle Tessa wrote: "In the end you get used to everything."
And not only do we practice, but feel existential anxiety if some minister or MK from the right camp does not curse us twice a day.
And no, the fact that Michal Shir calls the Likud MKs "glad I left you, a bunch of scum" does not count. She is all Norwegian in a party of four MKs. We started with Ben-Gurion calling Jabotinsky "Vladimir Hitler". After the shooting at Altalena, Ben-Gurion said of him: "Just a speech like Hitler's speeches.
Not only did Ben-Gurion drown Altalena, he also declared that the cannon fired at her deserved to be stationed in the Temple. This is a very high threshold. Parasites, "and then we calm down.
Unfortunately, the members of the healing government recently decided to get their hands on a new artistic genre as well, probably because of the coalition's dismal state: they started talking positively.
But really positive.
about themselves.
"This is an excellent government," Lapid testified of his pulp.
"We changed ourselves, because that's how the journey begins, and then we changed people around us, and then we changed the Israeli political space, and then we changed the entire country!"
A spokesman for Yesh Atid activists, "We have formed a sane government, of normal good people, who get up to work in the morning and go to do good to the people of Israel and the citizens of Israel."
For the avoidance of doubt, Lapid clarified to activists, "You have made the center the most important political movement in Israel."
Although not the largest movement, and not sure the center, given the partnership with RAAM and given the fact that Lapid has stated that he has no problem sitting with the joint list in the coalition - but certainly important. "We have come to change!
We have come for years! "
Netanyahu, according to Bennett, is like "Saul at the end of his life."
This is at least a decline on the right and with it one can live.
With Bennett as King David - less
Filled with a torch.
He is an artist who has written books and screenplays.
He can be forgiven for the free use he makes of words, and also for megalomania.
But Naftali Bennett?
As he praises himself with his own mouth, the right mind begins to vibrate in agony.
Naftali will curse us, and we'll be done with it.
But he is ripe.
"Anyone who is honest with himself will admit that this is one of the best governments the state has known," he wrote.
"A national rescue government," he declared.
Meir Lapid recommends "learning a lesson in dimensions".
"A tremendous achievement of this government," he greeted himself just like that on a weekday.
On the formation of the government with RAAM boasted: "The most difficult and Zionist decision of my life." The unit, to King David, is his source of inspiration.
Especially the part where King Saul is harassing him.
Netanyahu, according to Bennett, is like "Saul at the end of his life."
But this is at least a decline on the right, and with it one can live.
With Bennett as King David - not really.
Angry people
are the least authentic.
With all the vulgarity and hatred in the Balfour demonstrations or in the Torch and Bennett speeches - there is no sane and normal person who does not understand anger, hatred and frustration.
But these manifestations of narcissism, which occur with the same foam on the lips, with the same swollen vein in the neck - these scratch the ear like a nail on a board.
What sane and normal person would stand in front of an audience and flatter himself with shouts?
The late Uri Zohar, before repenting, used to ask: "Say - am I beautiful?" And not shout: "I am beautiful !!!
Say I'm beautiful !!! "
Bennett and Lapid, especially these days, know that the government may be excellent on paper, but in reality it does not enjoy public support befitting its beauty and importance.
They may have no idea that the shrill praise they are pouring on themselves is reminiscent of a not-so-beautiful, 16-year-old single woman who insists she is Marilyn Monroe and whoever does not propose to her is blind and stupid.
In his poem "Around the Fire", Natan Alterman wrote about the Palmach: "What will we sing about them, what will we sing?
They do it better than us. "In the Pride Parade, Yair Lapid delivered a speech that testified to the righteousness of this line." We win because we are the good ones, "he shouted. No one will praise him as he praises himself. Like everyone else. Not so good and not so winning. Now go back to cursing. You do it nicely of us.
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