We'll meet at six after the check Israel today

"Dad, get up fast!" The little one joked, "there is no school! The teachers are on strike! Isn't it great that a protest is great?".

Granted I did not understand why exactly on a day when you do not go to school she wakes me up and not the other way around, but since when is this protest so great?

True, education is important, and a fair salary for beginning teachers is important, but what did you remember a week before the big holiday?

What is it - a note to the government that will bring the parents, because if she does not behave well she will not go up a grade?

Well, I sighed, I knew that a noisy day would pass over our working and enslaved forces to the house.

I was sitting to write a few words about the situation, when an unusual shout came from the direction of the stairs.

The little one slipped and woe to trouble, fracture or crisis, her leg crooked.

But the family car had already traveled with Mom to work.

We quickly got off at the nearest bus stop only to find that there was a protest and a strike here as well.

Even so, we do not have too many buses for medicine, but TB is important and drivers are important, and a decent salary is very important, the taxi driver agreed with me, otherwise who will we sting?

We arrived at the hospital to find that today neither sick nor dead - protest, today there is no medicine!

Well, no one deserves to be beaten for his work, but the little one cried: "But what did all the patients who did not beat do wrong? And if the angel of death is on strike today, it is impossible to leave him like this all year?".

Go to Cyprus, the guard suggested, great hospitals, sure, I told him, with my luck, the pilots are protesting too.

Mostly food pods, the guard added,

Less than a minute passed, before I noticed that one of the hospital attendants had opened my bag and was looking for something to take.

Hello, what are you doing?

"I am?"

He replied, "I steal as a protest!".

What is the connection between theft and protest, I wondered.

"You'd be surprised," he replied as he emptied my wallets.

I ran to the police car outside, while wiping sweat from my forehead I asked - here's a thief, stop him.

Yes, we know him, the cops replied.

Why not arrest him?

Today we do not stop, the police answered, today we are protesting.

against who?

I shouted.

Against the government of course.

So why am I suffering?

What am I, the government?

A group of soldiers heard the shouts and rushed towards me.

What happened?

I told them a thief in the emergency room, police in protest, doctors in protest.

Ahhh, they said, yeah, we really did see that there was a protest against falafel prices and housing prices and prices, but anyway we are really sorry, we would very much like to help you, but we can not do anything.

what?!

Are you also in protest?

What suddenly, smile at me confidently.

These are the regulations of lack of governance.

What do you mean?

Here is a notebook of opening fire in the new fire, see for yourself.

Section One - Do Not Shoot, Why Get Involved?

And what about section two?

Well, it's explicitly written here: what can be done last night is best done in two years, and if possible then always do only after the holidays, and in the meantime raise prices, everyone will protest against everyone, protest and rule as much as you can.

The main thing that applauded on Independence Day, and with Israel alive, and with the mind - its mind.

I came home cheering.

It's good to find that at least one thing in this country is working properly.

Were we wrong?

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