Schrodinger's cleavage

Spinoza represented the truth with a drawing of a rose and a legend: “Be careful, it has thorns”.

Only simple rational ideas, like those of geometry, can be known to be true.

The rest of the truth, we'll see.

Spinoza did not coexist with television or with press offices, which make the truth something completely unknowable.

If in natural philosophical circumstances it would be very difficult to understand the cleavage of Patrícia Plaja, spokesperson for the Government of the Catalan Generalitat, the intervention of journalists and advisers make the case a phenomenon of quantum physics.

Does the Plaja neckline exist, or is it like Schrodinger's cat, which is alive and dead at the same time?

The TV3

team raised his shirt in a change of shot of the interview that was broadcast live on Wednesday.

A couple of journalists noticed the disappearance of the government channel, denounced the censorship and resorted to the intellectual authority of Rigoberta Bandini to say that boobs are scary.

What a lack of cathodic historical awareness.

Television has focused its business model on breast exposure: let's remember Sabrina, Saint

of New Year's Eve.

Telecinco built an empire with necklines, and Valerio Lazarov abused the

to show even the pores of the most famous canalillos.

In other times, the TV3 director would have placed four cameras on Patrícia Plaja's neckline.

Instead, she spruced up her wardrobe a bit, in an example of improper civility in such an uncivil environment.

What is caught here with pins is the controversy, not the Plaja shirt.

For authentic boob terror, check out Hispan TV, the Iranian-owned Spanish-language network where Pablo Iglesias and Irene Montero worked.

Find a neckline without complexes there, if you have good eyesight.

It's much easier to look for Wally.

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