There are elections.
Ask me how I know?
Because I received 9,067 text messages from Knesset members of the Labor Party to vote for them in the primaries, and before me another two full weeks of campaigning.
Too bad you can not be a party member in a few more parties, that way I could jump out the window right now and not have to wait until Nachman Shai breaks me.
The same Nachman Shai (the one from "Do not inject atropine, I repeat, do not inject atropine"), increased this time and sent text messages that ended with a link to be removed from the mailing list.
When you click on the link, you find that it leads nowhere but to losing your sanity.
When you complain that you get too many text messages trying to sell you real estate, take out a loan for any purpose or light Shabbat candles, it is important that you know that you have a good reason to complain, but mine is better: in the last 24 hours I was asked to check membership status. And to offer memberships to others, to rate from one to seven the activities of Knesset members, anonymous and falconry *, to join three newsletters, and to hear about major and even strategic changes (so originally!) In the Ministry of Diaspora.
Two weeks ago I wrote in this column that if already elections, then in a fully democratic process, to parties with a real ideology, with a commitment of elected representatives, not to mention bar mitzvah celebrations, alliances and funding of center members and 9,071 text messages (meanwhile I received four more).
This week I'm writing this column in pen because I threw my laptop, computer and iPad into the sea so that Omar Bar-Lev could not contact me.
Even those who are not party members, must not have had time to forget the signs, the dirt, the filth, the polls, the transparent, open, round and octagonal studios.
Kobe Oz wrote on Twitter: "All this tedious fidgeting just so that we can come to the conclusion again that God wants us to learn to get along with each other or to make more and more choices," and I can not help but agree. Religious and secular, Arabs and Jews: We all just want to live quietly, raise the kids comfortably and occasionally fly to Turkey for a hair transplant.We all curse the income tax, we all sweat in a traffic jam, we all got the sms about the revolutionary urinary incontinence solution.We are all made of the same materials, yes, Even the 463 real people who voted in the last election for the "impossible - possible" party.
Just before we get into another spin of fifth, sixth and ninth elections, I decided to put an end to this and this time I am setting up a party - a real party with a real platform and real primaries (without SMSs), a party that can finally unite us all around a common ideology " (All rights reserved).
There will be someone who will tell me, "Aya, these are dreams in aspemia, it will not succeed in life, you will burn money, energy and voices."
To them I say: Always remember that the impossible is possible.
And that there is a scientifically proven solution for urinary incontinence.
shishabat@israelhayom.co.il
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