Argentina national team fans celebrate the victory in Buenos Aires (from YouTube)
Today I saw this post of the goalkeeper holding the award he received - a large golden hand in the groin area, as if it were a large erection: "To remember and never forget, and they don't allow us to forget anyway: they are fucking stupid, football is about the only thing that brings them to tears, And we will always be twenty steps ahead of them: smarter, more sensitive, more mature, wiser and funnier than them."
You know the phrases women say about men who watch football?
You know which one I mean, the disparaging and humiliating phrases, like watching football and being sad when you lose, or freaking out with joy indicates a brain problem, and let's say feeling similar things because of a Turkish series makes sense.
Where does it come from?
The short answer is that we are jealous of you.
This is not new, if anyone wants to see the truth as it is - we have penis envy.
Our organ is much more complicated and problematic.
We have status envy, because even though all the power is with you - the percentage of fat goes to us.
And we are also accused of not supporting each other, which is true.
Like a child who grew up hungry, and became an adult who eats quickly before it runs out, that's what happens when you're an oppressed minority.
The incessant struggle to justify every basic action, in the end one internalizes the feeling of impossibility, and together this makes the vision more narrow - also towards each other, and obviously towards men.
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With the narrow view of a prisoner, it's a little harder to condone someone enjoying a vacation in the Caribbean, and it's especially hard to condone the guards themselves.
The way we attribute to football is just a summary of the hunger that is never satisfied, that comes automatically with the life we live in the consciousness of "lack".
This basic jealousy spills over into football as well, where we envy you for having such a safe space where you can behave however you feel, and you won't be judged no matter what you do.
The goalie really came out dumb, and as a picture that represents a male victory it's pretty horrifying.
You just have to remember one thing - these "idiots", who can only cry during a football game, who only see their own needs and desires - are not evil villains, but helpless children who collapse under the burden of expectations from them, who mainly want to feel better.
To win, to prove, to be able to believe only for a moment that they meet the world's demands of them, and they are helped by these characters, who do it for them.
At the level of feeling, these are not soccer players, and this is not a field - Messi and Mbappe are superheroes who wear a cape and save the male world with their heroism, raising it to this imaginary ideal that men aspire to, and this very possibility is the medicine they need to continue here - and when it succeeds and the superhero is indeed gets to wear the cloak, it's a catharsis that even a fairy tale like this finale can realize, and mental therapy, beyond all else.
No matter how much easier it is to be a man in the world, you can't forget that they live in a constant pursuit to please everyone - scolding them, blaming them, not being satisfied with their achievements and judging them according to cruel parameters like how much money they have, how big their dick is, and how alpha they are relatively to other men.
Their lives are pretty horrible, if you ask me.
Two superheroes.
Kylian Mbappe and Lionel Messi (Photo: GettyImages, Visionhaus)
Why do you think so many men's circles have sprung up?
Do you know what they do there?
Talking, crying, coming to an understanding - things we do every minute, which we are used to pushing aside on a daily basis, just to continue functioning.
I see football as their one escape - the field is the workshop of development, the place that is their protected space to feel ecstasy, heartbreak, or even completely fall apart without anyone judging.
As part of women's justified anger at men, they tend to forget one very important thing - they do indeed still control most of the world and all the power is with them - but the weight placed on them is too heavy to bear, and they have no place to release it, except football.
If I suspected it a long time ago, the finale from this torrel proved it.
All the crying and excitement of this World Cup satisfied a thirst that had built up over years of emotional dryness, and suddenly, for one month, the end of the day brought with it some kind of mental well-being.
Just knowing that there is something that everyone is experiencing together is insanely therapeutic.
To be honest, it's amazing, I completely understand why this sport, with all its emotional derivatives, holds so much for so many people, a lot of good things, but maybe the source of the disdain (and the sentence 11 idiots running after a ball, which really, you can stop already to say it, yesterday) was born simply because it is a separate world where you realize the emotional potential that we would like you to realize with us, and it is this separation that hurts us.
Sheee
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