Fifth elections:
I don't know why people are attacking leftists.
Think about the mental strength required to lose again and again and again.
Ask the Hapoel Tel Aviv fans. These are people who discovered the secret to life: low expectations. And it wasn't just a loss: for four years my mother-in-law has been digging that if Bibi wins the elections, he will establish an extreme government, dissolve the Supreme Court, enact anti-democratic laws, appoint Dark racists are in senior positions and the image of the country will be changed forever. So what, now I have to deal with both the government and the fact that my mother-in-law is righteous? Someone on Twitter summed it up nicely: "Not bad, a good country never turns out on the first try."
World Cup:
Once every four years men can tell jokes of the genre "my wife stands in front of the TV, asks if I still love her and what is different".
you know what?
I cheer
I especially liked the one that closed the living room in a police marker film.
Points for improvement for the next World Cup: the location, the hosts, the organizers.
What's left?
Points to keep: footballers hug and kiss.
The World Cup.
Once every four years is allowed, photo: EPA
"The Masked Singer" is back:
the program in which people who were not accepted to be the judges in "The Masked Singer" appear, dressed in silly costumes.
At the same time, I am mentally preparing for long weeks in which I will be asked if I am the pie.
The high-tech bubble bursts:
thousands of men in flip-flops and the shirt of an 8-year-old boy have to settle for a job in an office that has only one type of cornflakes.
I started writing a column in the newspaper:
more and more people ask me if the fact that I express my political views doesn't mean that I will be invited to fewer concerts.
No worries guys, my songs do that anyway.
The world's population crossed the 8 billion line:
yesterday I politely asked a person at the post office not to stand next to me and look at my phone while I was managing my affairs in front of the clerk.
In response he said that privacy only exists at home.
My dear, I am a mother.
Even when I go to the bathroom, they don't let me close the door.
In conclusion, Israel's population is too large, the world's population is too large, and if we built on Elon Musk building us a city on Mars, in 2022 we realized that we wouldn't want to live there anyway.
The cost of living:
more and more Israelis ask other Israelis where they shop, and in response to the answer they whistle and say "expensive".
As the saying goes - even right-wingers become socialists when the phone call comes from the bank.
I'm not ready to tell how much we pay rent because you'll come down on me in the comments.
Besides, it is very important to me to live in Tel Aviv.
For other people it is very important to feed their children.
Everyone and their priorities.
Shahar Hason:
This year I also realized, embarrassingly late, that Shahar Hason is the funniest man in Israel.
With energies and improvisational abilities reminiscent of the late Robin Williams, it's time for my fellow Tel Avivians to recognize this as well.
We moved to a bigger apartment:
now I have more moisture in the walls.
The passport failure:
if you were wondering why Eitan Stiva flew to space and not, say, to Barcelona or London.
Happy new year.
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