100-year calendar with extreme weather forecast for summer 2023

Created: 01/03/2023 15:29

By: Steffen Maas

Heat, drought, fires and thunderstorms: The 100-year calendar predicts extreme weather in summer 2023.

You can read how likely that is here.

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According to the 100-year calendar, the recent crazy weather with up to 20 degrees on New Year's Eve was the appropriate prelude to an extreme weather year 2023.

The meteorological oracle predicts that summer in particular will be difficult due to a fiery red celestial body.

24hamburg.de reveals the details.

Weather in summer 2023: 100-year calendar predicts extreme temperatures with heat and drought

Because in the Martian year 2023, which according to the popular permanent weather report from the 17th century begins on March 21, 2023, the summer in June is supposed to start nice, warm and only with occasional thunderstorms, but: Martian years are supposed to be extremely hot and be dry, which would be expressed accordingly in July.

Great heat and no wind day and night.

A drought that constantly leads to fires.

Rivers and wells dry up and almost dry up.

According to the 100-year calendar, the weather in 2023 should also be extreme in Hamburg.

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That sounds worrying after the weather extremes that will increasingly occur in Germany as a result of the climate catastrophe.

The turmoil in the weather, which according to the hundred-year calendar should be rolling towards us in the summer of 2023, can also be seen in the daily forecasts: Lots of wind and heavy rain in the first half of June, great heat, fires, but also heavy hailstorms in August -Beginning and extreme drought including "several thunderstorms" throughout August.

And the 100-year calendar for 2023 seems to have already scored a hit: Because in the farmer's calendar section of the work it says: "There are an unusual number of snakes and grasshoppers." If you reduce this prediction to the words "unusual" and " Snakes”, this can be perfectly combined with this news: The Californian chain snake is spreading in Germany.

Could such a coincidence be coincidence?

Yes.

Pretty sure.

Centennial calendar: How astrological weather forecasting works

Because while professional weather services would hardly put their hand in the fire for a forecast that looks more than seven days into the future, in the 17th century Abbot Mauritius Knauer had no scruples about simply making a weather forecast for Franconia “in perpetuum”, i.e. “for always”.

The idea behind it: The weather is determined by the seven celestial bodies Moon, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Sun, Venus and Mercury.

So the head of the monastery from Upper Franconia allocated a year to a celestial body and observed rain, heat, snow and the like for seven years – done.

The cycle was already in place, which can be continued for hundreds of years.

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If weather, climate, astronomy and physics worked like this – which, as has been proven, they don't – one would think that the third largest planet in our solar system, Uranus, would also have a considerable influence on the meteorological events on our globe.

However, it does not appear in Knauer's ambitious weather report - because it was only discovered more than 100 years later by the astronomer Wilhelm Herschel.

Accordingly, the whole construct falls apart relatively quickly - and with it the majority of his forecasts.

Not just weather: 100-year calendar and its other forecasts for 2023

However, if you accept that the Centennial Calendar represents something like signs of the zodiac for farmers, you can have as much fun with it and its predictions for 2023 as with the horoscopes on the penultimate page of Teenie Magazine.

Hemp, for example, "remains small, but is good".

Unfortunately, however, there is “little hay, which is why you should fetch the sheep from the meadow early”.

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Besides the extreme weather conditions, there is little to laugh about for humans either: “In the Mars year there is a lot of high fever and red dysentery, which is why you should always go to the doctor early.” Who, like the author of this text, was not in the 17th century is born, it should be said: "Red dysentery" refers here to the bloody stool of dysentery.

It is to be hoped that the catastrophic situation in the emergency practices will have calmed down again by the time this fever and diarrhea epidemic occurs in 2023.

Between wildfires, drought, unusual snakes and the comeback of dysentery, there is good and important news for 2023 in the Centennial.

Consumers and connoisseurs can be happy because October is usually "more dry than wet": "Therefore a good wine grows."