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In the dispute over the evacuation of the village of Lützerath, which is threatened by open-cast lignite mining, the following language regulation is issued to all party structures for possible inquiries from critical media.
Attention: Only reliable party representatives nominated by the party leadership are authorized for interviews.
Irrespective of the specific opening question, you answer as follows, deviations are not planned:
The Greens stand uncompromisingly for environmental and climate protection and against the further exploitation of fossil fuels.
That is what they are elected for.
The Greens bear responsibility in the federal government and in numerous state governments.
From 1. and 2. follows: Green ideas about environmental and climate protection sometimes contradict those of the coalition partners.
It is our task to resolve this conflict.
The Greens show understanding for the protests of climate protectors.
The Greens show understanding for the ideas of their coalition partners.
The Greens show understanding for the concerns of German energy producers.
If everyone involved feels that they have been heard to some extent, then we have already taken a big step forward in the debate.
Lützerath is the wrong symbol.
Repeat from point 4 until the questioner is tired.
Change of subject: What Merz said again.
Changing the subject: Immediate delivery of main battle tanks to Ukraine.
This language rule applies until the village of Lützerath has been completely evacuated and/or the Greens have been voted out of government responsibility, after which it is restricted to point 1. This message is confidential and will self-destruct in 3 seconds without emissions. 3… 2… 1…
