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Upgrade or downgrade? We compared Static and Aviv Reuveni, and this is what came out - voila! Sheee

2023-01-19T07:29:00.641Z


The rumors about the separation of Sarit Polak and Statik have long been translated into documents, and the comparison between him and Aviv Reuveni, who is probably used as a rebound, is inevitable. Upgrade or downgrade?


You can say many things about rebound.

That a serious relationship can't really come out of it (a lie), that it's just a means of suppression (what's wrong), that it's too early (who decided) or that you need to know how to be alone (this is actually true, but leave it to people already).

What is certain is that from the moment of separation, a hidden and unspoken competition begins between the two separated - who will be the first to enter into a new relationship.

In this competition, no one cares if the new relationship is just a rebound or the true love of your life.

All that changes is one thing: whether the new connection is inferior or an upgrade of the previous connection.



Among the newly separated Statik and Sarit Polak, whose breakup still makes my heart shrink, Sarit is the leader in the competition after rumors of a new relationship with Aviv Reuveni began to surface, followed by suspicious stories and joint avoidance of photographers.

But, as mentioned, it doesn't matter if you reached the finish line first if you didn't improve compared to the previous relationship.

So for us all to understand if it is an upgrade or a downgrade, I decided to do what most people do when there is a rebound - not sex, but comparisons to X:

The breakup was hard for all of us.

Static and Sarit (photo: screenshot, Instagram)

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age

Statik and Sarit are 32 years old (Sarit this coming May), and they are also childhood friends.

Aviv, on the other hand, is already 35 years old, three years older than Sarit, and perhaps he symbolizes for her exactly what she needs - to say goodbye to childhood and move into adulthood.


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followers

Static has 611K followers on Instagram and 257.7K on TikTok.

Spring, in Instosh with a little more than half - 315K, and in Tiktok with a much smaller gap, but still lagging behind - 228.8K.


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Although the international career of Static and Ben El did not reach the expected dimensions, and some of their international clips on YouTube have a similar or even lower number of views than some of Aviv's YouTube videos, but there is really no debate as to which of the two is more famous.

The clips of Static and Ben El's "local" songs have tens of millions of views, his face and name are known in every household and he has been starring in Keshet's prime time for years.

It is far - very - from the level of publication of Aviv, who even while writing these lines I am not really sure who he is.


Upgrade or downgrade: there's no way around it.

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height

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Here we have a mystery.

On the one hand, Static has previously stated that his height is around 1.80.

On the other hand, the entire network is full of comments, questions, opinions and articles that define him as a short man.

On the third hand, if I don't know his height, how do you expect me to know what Aviv's height is?

Did you read the previous section?!

In order to come to some kind of decision, I mobilized the maximum of my investigative abilities and examined joint photos of the two with Sarit, and my conclusions are: they are about the same height, well.

Taller than her, okay?


Upgrade or downgrade: a draw because of the supplier.

painful memories.

Sarit, Static, Ella Lee (Photo: screenshot, Instagram)

Appearance

Aviv has wow eyes, but Static has wow charisma, and charisma, well, makes people much more attractive.


Upgrade or lower: I apologize, the answer is lower.

And that's even after I reduced the points on the hair to static.

livelihood

Well, it's clear who here does campaigns and participates in successful TV shows and fucking wears his own face, made of 300 grams of gold and white and black diamonds, as a necklace.

On the other hand, go find out what will happen now, when Statik is going on a solo career and more after all the scandals.

Although it is clear that he has tremendous talent, it is not known if he will be able to reproduce the success he had with Ben El, and also in terms of prime time - he has already left the next star and the singer is wearing a mask - even the obscure people who watch it must have some kind of limit at some point.


Upgrade or downgrade: because I can only refer to the current point in time - depantali downgrade.

style

I'm not a fan of spring's sporty-elegant-well-kept but rough-stabbing outside and soft inside style, but anything is better than sharing a closet with static.

Or make people notice what you're wearing when you're around him.

or walk next to him.

It is physically problematic, in some cases.

And so, with all the appreciation for bravery, this time the grayness won.


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residence

I confess, apart from the fact that Aviv is originally from Holon, I know nothing about his place of residence.

But I'll tell you what.

Everything is better than going out with a man in his 30s who until recently lived - or rather "shut up" - in a villa with close to 10 other roommates.

Not exactly what you imagine when you think of a serious life partner.


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Rebound or even friends?

Aviv Reuvani and Sharit Polak (Photo: Or Gefen)

Scandals

As you know, Statik was at the center of a scandal in which it was alleged that he cheated with Ella Lee, just after the wedding, as the song says: allegedly.

True or false - we don't know, but either way it's very unpleasant.

With Aviv, on the other hand, the scandals come down to saying goodbye and coming back and saying goodbye again to the ex, and we've all been there, and going out on Jackie Azoulay to defend her ex or supporting Bar from Big Brother and kidnapping Talia's fans.

In short - everything is much calmer, and sometimes calm is really, really good.


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level of desirability

Even with the scandals, even with the hair colors, even with the style, I'm sorry - static in my eyes is still much more desirable.

And I'm sure he feels it too.

Maybe not from his direct audience which consists mainly of children and the people (who I have to ask again - who are you?) watching the masked singer, but certainly from their mothers or granddaughters.

I'm sure that despite the affair, Static received quite a few offers once he was single again, and let's not be naive - there were enough offers even when they were still married.

The problem is that in most cases, the more desirable you are, the greater the risk that the ego will be inflated accordingly, and this inflated ego reduces serious desire.


Upgrade or downgrade: a draw because of the supplier.

conclusion

The summation of the results shows equality, just like in life: the head wants an upgrade, because it is worth it, but the heart says low, because it keeps the grace of youth static.

I really hope that Sarit copes with this separation better than me.

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