The eternal construction site on the B15 bridge in Dorfen also moves Alfred Mittermeier.
Cities have oases of calm.
These are places of silence and peace where citizens can escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life.
You go there to be completely alone.
Think, ponder, relax, recharge your batteries.
In Vienna this is the Central Cemetery.
In Dorfen this is the construction site of the B15 bridge.
It's not particularly pretty there, but it's idyllically quiet.
The spirit of this place found its purpose during the summer break.
This went seamlessly into the autumn recovery and is now continuing in the winter regeneration.
It is the quietest and also the healthiest construction site.
If there were a wellness award for construction sites, the city would be one award richer.
Climate stickers make a wide berth around the B15 in Dorfen.
The risk of starving to death unnoticed on the street is too great.
National politicians have already been dragged in.
The Family Minister of the CSU followed a member of the state parliament from the Free Voters.
Both were equally affected and equally successful in terms of speedy completion.
It may be that a few weeks before the state elections, Markus Söder will appear at the construction site and also be affected.
We already know his Prime Minister's dismay from the A 94. We also know what that brings: Nothing!
Speed limit, so called i net.
In the meantime, the question is no longer when the bridge will be finished, but whether. There is a new schedule.
However, schedules for this project are similarly successful as Christine Lambrecht as Secretary of Defense.
That's just hope in Dorfen.
Some hope that no rare animal species will settle during the dormant phases, so that environmentalists will delay construction for years.
The others hope that the bridge will be passable until the Faust performances.
It would be the tragedy part three if not.
In order not to jeopardize this high culture enjoyment, the city will have to prepare for the highly probable case of through traffic and take appropriate measures in advance.
It will probably come down to artificial turf, which will be rolled out between Rathausplatz and Wesner Tor on each performance day to dampen the rumbling of the cobblestones.
The diverted cars are pushed back and forth on the taxiway by the city council with their engines switched off during the performances.
Only the electric cars drive themselves.
Mayor Grundner acts as a sergeant at the Wesner Tor and silently regulates the right of way with the body language of a pantomime.
There is a general ban on honking.
And how is Faust doing?
Freely based on Goethe's work, he strays as a broken figure between the worlds.
But that in peace.
The Dorfen cabaret artist Alfred Mittermeier throws a satirical review of city life in Dorfen every first Wednesday of the month.