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The Freiherr von Nusseckistan married the Countess von Kistenau: the beggar wedding in Ascholding was a real affair.

Ascholding – Upside-down world in the Dietramszell district of Ascholding: the men wear rouge and pinching bodices, the women squeeze into Janka or Stresemann, with stubble painted on their cheeks and mustaches glued on – that’s what it looks like at a hearty, bawdy beggar wedding.

Only the pastor's wife and the acolytes have to quickly realize that it's not that easy to slip into the opposite sex.

“Carnival or not,” explained an altar boy who had come as an acolyte as soon as the wedding ceremony had begun.

"Mia are Roman Catholic, so there will be no female pastors in 2023, only men" - whereupon three fluffy wigs flew off the dung heap to the roaring applause of the large audience.

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There was no skimping on rough and frivolous jokes at the beggar wedding organized by the Ascholdinger Burschenverein, which took place on Saturday at 1.33 p.m. in "Alibaba's robber's cave" on Auenstrasse.

Accompanied by a colorful carnival procession, consisting of a dozen merry foot groups such as the Ascholdinger Schnapsschützen and creative floats such as a church wagon full of frivolous nuns and a brothel on wheels, "the highly despised young man Francis Barbarossa, Baron von Nusseckistan, the most powerful cross-gable owner in the Oberdorf" led his Chosen one, the “very dear Miss Mathilde Sogleimschnupferin, Countess von Kistenau, daughter of Count Bipperus, owner of the rice mine, to the altar built on a dung heap.

Carnival tradition beggar wedding: In Ascholding there was a celebration

Before Mathilde and Franziskus could say yes, they listened to the pastor's witty sermon, who also revealed how the young couple had met.

It was to be said in advance that the Ascholdinger indoor pool was to blame.

"Because it hasn't had any water for a long time and Francis couldn't take a swimming course." That's why Mathilde was once able to save the young man who had fallen into the Isar and was struggling and screaming for help.

"As sad as it is that the indoor pool is closed, otherwise this one love would not exist," concluded the pastor.

He suggested building "a fidget shed" out of the swimming pool: "A place where we can party, cuddle and drink every day!"

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Wide range of topics at the wedding ceremony: alcohol, drinking, alcohol tests and thirst

Binge drinking was a recurring theme throughout the wedding ceremony.

"Fear neither the moral apostles nor the alcohol controls, be strong in thirst and even stronger in squatting," the altar boy quoted in the "reading from the letter of the hasty drinking lust to the co-drinkers".

With that he spoke from the heart of the prospective husband, who revealed that he would take his children to the inn every Sunday - and had to be admonished by his wife: "Forget soist as hoid ned if you go back at night haom." Then finally he was allowed to the gigantic wife lifts her delicately built husband for the first kiss on her heaving breast.” The choir of nuns, rather obliquely, began the final chant “Marmor, Stein und Eisenruptt”.

The Wedding Loader received applause for 26 intercessions of the type, O Lord, keep us from gendering vegetables,

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