Netflix, it's not me, it's you

In the month of love, Netflix has released a statement that has broken the hearts of many subscribers.

Contrary to what the rules of hypocrisy dictate, in the event of a unilateral breakup, it has been dispatched with a “it's not me, it's you” and blamed the 100 million users who share an account for preventing them from telling “great stories”.

In other words, if the excellent series on which he cemented his prestige, such as

either

have given way to a disproportionate succession of cloned

about middle-aged women dealing with a murky event from their past, and teen dramas with diversity so forced it borders on parody, It's Our Fault.

Also that they were forced to cancel without bothering to give them a

,

,

, or

ending .

You had a clear conscience because you were paying a

account sharing fee, but it turns out you were just as filibustering as back in the days when you torrented

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Chinese subtitles.

Perhaps this happens a lot in relationships, we misinterpret their messages.

When the platform shared phrases on its networks that seemed to come from the mouth of Matías, the

bartender , when he gets sweet, like "sharing is love" or "when you don't know if you want him for a marathon night or to share password all my life” what they meant was “my password is mine and I found you on Tinder”.

There is only one advantage, deleting the avatar from the shared account, or worse, entering and seeing that you had already been deleted, was one of the most painful processes of breakups.

In the end we'll have to thank Netflix for wrecking our economy, but making it less painful to get our hearts broken.

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