Tali Gottlieb (Maariv)
In view of the storm outside and the social rift that has intensified this week into a central cut in the collective vagina, Torno Heket is having trouble keeping his promise and summarizing the unimportant news of the week.
A degree of importance will be here.
However, it is important to say, in our country the important is usually also stupid, and maybe this is something that is correct to say about politics in general.
In short, if we don't laugh we'll cry, or if we don't cry we'll laugh, but we'll try to choose the first option this time.
And we will rank the events this time from easy to respectable.
It was not easy to choose, they are all worthy candidates:
5. We all itch sometimes
A wide controversy arose around Rihanna's performance from many angles: was it an extraordinary performance or the worst in history?
(And these are always the only two options, when it comes to online debates) Is the indifferent attitude disrespectful of the status, or is it about the classic Rihanna for her, they love Rihanna?
Was she disappointed when she used playback, or is this common practice?
All this has been talked about enough, and I don't have much to add.
I admit that my knowledge on the subject of the Super Bowl performance tradition is about as interesting to me as the Super Bowl itself, and even if Rihanna did fall in quality from other Super Bowl performances in history or surpass them, then the answer is welcome to be sent to my spam box.
@boomerjustin Give us @brunomars over a weird @rihanna crotch grab and sniff ANYDAY!
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But one debate, seemingly the most marginal of them, caught my attention: the groin issue.
Throughout the social networks, as well as the media channels that feed on them, there was talk of "shock" and "uproar" around one single gesture by Rihanna during the concert.
This is a slight pull on the groin, a female version of the gyrubutz, followed by the pull of the hand to the facial area, which the fanatics interpreted as "sniffing".
One of the most shocked among them is none other than former US President Donald Trump, who on a weekday actually appreciates a handful of pussies. Everyone is shocked by the "obscene act", as if four decades of public spats by the world's biggest rock and rap stars had not passed. For some of them, the movement This became a symbol, a personal stamp that they demanded in the world as much as their music, and which was an integral part of the admired image. In this, as they said to others, see me, a wild rock star and send a bridle like me, all of you on my dick and just so you know, it is huge.
Rihanna did a lot less than that.
Unlike chronic jerks like Michael Jackson, you probably won't even notice her single groin pull unless you're looking for that particular moment on video.
But not Dean Michael Jackson as Dean Rihanna, and when a woman asserts her sexuality on stage, it is always seen as much less modest, always by the way in the eyes of men.
Well, maybe it's not surprising, because most of them have no idea that we also have an itchy cup from time to time.
As an example, the word "garbutz", which has no female equivalent.
Perhaps to reduce the shock a little in the future, we should also start normalizing this issue.
It's time to meet, Girchus.
Too bad it sounds so repulsive.
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4. At least we are not North Korea
from now on, North Korean women are not allowed to be called Joo-ah.
Anyone who is called by this name is obliged to change it.
I have no idea how common this name is, and whether it is used as a North Korean noa or more like a gith, but the fact is that there are women called that and they were forced to change their oil within a week.
The reason: this is the name of the dictator's daughter, and you cannot be forced to share it with others.
If you have a girlfriend who isn't willing to buy you the same outfit as hers, you can always look at the ruler of North Korea and cheer yourself up.
In general, if there is anything comforting these days, it is that at least we are not North Korea.
Still.
According to estimates, the move is intended to distinguish and glorify the name of the 10-year-old who will inherit the position of the dictator.
Here's to female power - women can be dictators too, can't they?
This news should not be number four on any list;
She has first place glam.
But you have to admit that more than dumb, she's terrifying.
It's not the most horrific thing Jong-un has done to North Korea, far from it, but it's a painful reminder of a regime that isn't going away anytime soon.
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Avivit Bar Zohar (Photo: Nir Pekin)
4. Rabbi Bar Zohar
By and large, I like Avivit Bar Zohar.
She is far from a feminist icon - but she is an icon.
Besides, she makes me laugh, she is not a sucker and there is a feeling that she has a good heart.
She talks to the followers at eye level, she is cute to children, she helps the helpless.
I appreciate all these in her, and this is compared to hypocrisy, a quality I do not appreciate at all.
And when a shining light comes out on women who put on tefillin, it's hypocritical.
Bar Zohar itself, after all, is a spectacular collage of Jewish tradition, huge veils, faith in God and support for the gay community.
She represents some Arab-rabbi of Israeli society in one woman, and maybe that's also why so many love and follow her, or hate and still follow her.
In my other and stricter eyes, its very existence is an insult to religion, but it insists - and I'm in favor - that each and every one should realize his beliefs in his own way.
So what happened all of a sudden, that their custom disturbs her peace?
Did Avivit Bar Zohar, without us noticing, become the ultimate ambassador of Jewish Halacha?
According to the story published by Bar Zohar, in response to the publication of the Women of the Wall in which a woman puts on a tefillin, this is nothing less than "disdain for religion, for Jewish tradition, disdain for religious values and the Torah of Israel."
As if that wasn't enough, she blamed the same group of women for all the evil that has befallen us as a country and as a people recently, as was attorney Tali Gottlieb in another outburst of rage. "No wonder there are such disasters in the State of Israel," she concluded. I wonder where the absolute confidence in the connection between the cases , and Mother Bar Zohar has advanced so much on the ladder of the sublime, that now God Himself sends her a weekly update regarding the productivity of his work.
Dear Avivit Bar Zohar, Di.
Tali Gottlieb has already accused Esther Hayut of the Holocaust or is it later this week?
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3. Tali Gottlieb blames the President of the Supreme Court for the attacks.
By the way, Tali Gottlieb, a woman who is an icon in her own right, this week surprised the lawyer again with the terrible gap between her education and the slurring of her words.
Sometimes she reminds me of Miri Regev, in the sense that both, in my opinion, are very smart women who make themselves stupid for the sake of the electorate.
And this time Gottlieb underestimates the intelligence of her constituents when she accuses Supreme President Esther Hayut of the attack, a move about as cynical as using your knowledge of law to represent rapists.
Ah, wait, Tali Gottlieb did that too.
In this case, the cynical exploitation is more transparent than ever.
Attorney Gottlieb is simply riding the wave of hatred towards the High Court in order to remove from the government responsibility for the political-security situation, to deepen the distrust in the system and to give an additional boost to the legal reform.
Her problem is that there is really no connection between the President of the Supreme Court and terrorism in Israel, but Gottlieb insists on this, when she accuses Hayut of incitement and in the process incites herself.
"I blame her for the sense of chaos in the people of Israel," she wrote in her Twitter tweet.
"I accuse her of destroying and seriously harming democracy and the rule of law. She intimidated the right-wing government, not the reform. So what if there is chaos here, then what if our enemies spy on us because they recognize a weakness in our neighbor, everything is kosher on the way to overthrowing the right-wing government."
It is not the right-wing government that scares its citizens and threatens its democratic structure, do you understand?
Only Esther Hayut, the Supreme President, has the sole influence on the feelings and actions of Israeli society in all its shades.
In general, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict for generations, it seems to you that it may have started at the end of the 19th century, but it actually started in 2003, with her appointment to the position.
How much power in one woman.
By the way, is she also responsible for the earthquake in Turkey?
Who knows, so strong are her powers in influencing the common man.
Maybe after all, then, we have nothing to worry about the Israeli justice system.
2. Schnitzel pots and Botox injections
For many days I thought, what is the parody video I will produce this year on the occasion of Women's Day?
But reality, as we know, writes the best parodies, and this year also surpassed its predecessors - it turns out that Hadera municipality employees who came to work day, received a particularly pampering surprise for Women's Day: a pot of schnitzel, and the right to participate in a lottery for Botox treatment.
Not even an actual discount, these are the right to participate in a lottery, for the chance to get one.
When misogyny and avarice join them together, the result is so bad it's fun.
But wait, that's not the end, because all of the aforementioned beauty is accompanied by a placement that reads: "Behind every successful man stands a woman", "There is no soldier's wife like you", "You are like wine - you get better with the years", and, "When you laugh you Nice." No, it's not a "television from the future" skit. I checked. The facts, of course, weren't happy.
If there are those who have read all this and still do not understand what is wrong, I will use the stage to give some "do's and don'ts" on Women's Day.
Well, don't start your greeting to a woman with the assumption that she is secondary to a man.
Don't continue it either.
In general, if you believe that women are strong and capable on their own, there is no need to remind them today of satisfying their husband's needs.
Don't give your maids gifts that return women to their traditional roles, as cooks, decorative flowerpots and nothing else.
Don't give them gifts that perpetuate historical oppression.
Don't give them what you think they want at all.
So how will you know what to give?
Oh, that would be nice: on the occasion of Women's Day, ask your women what they would like.
What will improve their sense of ease at work.
What will make them happy?
And you will also be ready to deal with the answer, "salary increase".
1. Yair Sharki loves boys, and we love you
as we love religious women who come out of the closet, and Yair Sharki, the beloved reporter regardless of Keshet 12's sexual orientation, surprised us this week with one of the most embracing and moving exits from Aaron that we have seen.
Shariki chose his confessional post with the words, "I love boys and the Holy One, bless him" and exploded online, receiving a warm welcome from countless celebrities, members of the Knesset, prominent figures from across the political spectrum, religious organizations and women's associations.
We have nothing to dig about what we have dug, just saying, that Sheee loves girls, boys and you.
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