At this time of division in the nation, of a man standing up for his brother, I wanted to offer you, the readers, some insight or comfort, a word of wisdom or a verse to accompany you in the difficult time we are going through, but instead I wrote the complete dictionary of endings to debates on social networks, or - This is how you will know that you are being insulted, if by chance you did not notice.
I don't want to judge: I want to judge.
I in Abu-Abu want to judge.
I've tried knitting, carpentry and baking sourdough bread, but judging is what I like best.
I am an eighth generation judge, my grandmother Alia HaShalom was a judge back in Poland and I was born with a hammer in my hand.
First - you are wrong, second - you are racist, third - you need to get a haircut (see also: "No offense").
My dear: A stranger on the Internet lied to me like a burning pile of garbage (see also: "Loved one", "My friend").
I don't want to sound condescending: I am writing you these lines while sitting back in my armchair in the lounge, looking at the fire burning in the fireplace and sipping fine brandy, Debussy's Bergmasque suite playing in the background.
My wife instructed the nanny to speak to the children only in French, and cries of "Papa, Papa" distract me from time to time.
True, I am convinced that you believe with all your heart in your words.
As the famous philosopher Bertrand Russell said - "Man is an innocent animal that needs faith" (see also: "Maybe it's just me").
It's a shame that you choose to take the discussion to these places: and not to the places where I win the debate.
Reverse, Gotha, Reverse: In 1972, the movie "Peepers" was released, starring Uri Zohar and Eric Einstein.
In one of the scenes, Moti Arbel, who is "Little Altman", calls out the call: "Turn over, Gotta! Turn over!", which will soon become a currency of the Internet.
Traditionally and for reasons of laziness, no further detail comes after the use of the phrase, which makes the response neither original nor convincing.
You should read a little on the subject: stepson of "I don't want to sound condescending".
Very popular among those who did research the subject in depth during a long session in the bathroom (see also: "Let me copy it for you", and to the benefactors of the walk "And by your side is a complete waste").
It's not for everyone: I mean, it's for anyone with money, brains or style.
I mean, not you.
You surprise me/I actually assumed from you: Until now I assumed that you agreed with me.
Now I understand that our opinions on a certain subject are slightly different, so I retroactively despise everything you've done or said up to this point, which of course leads us to the next beautiful statement.
You lost me: what can I tell you, it's a shame.
I was actually on your side.
It is true that I have not been a very active participant in your struggle so far, and the most I did was sit in front of the TV in a tank top, poke under my nails with a screwdriver and tell my wife "you are right", but it was from the bottom of my heart.
I was happy to help: it's true that you didn't ask me, but that was your first mistake.
This is also not how you peel garlic or change engine oil.
You still have a lot to learn and all you have to do is pray that I will be here tomorrow as well.
It seems to me that you are a little confused: I am here out of compassion, and it is better that I be the one to inform you: it is a shame for the effort.
If you weren't so bad at being a human being, you would surely notice that I understand more than you in every field, and you should give up your autonomy as an adult and let me make decisions for you (see also "let me sort you out", "let me cut you short").
Good luck/only health/with love: I wish you to fail, get sick and get divorced.
Agree to disagree: agree that you're stupid?
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