Sex is especially nice when it's new.
If your sex life is no longer particularly new and you have been with the same partner for more than a few years, you know what I'm talking about.
That's exactly what the positions were invented for, and we totally use them when we're not too tired, the kid is sleeping at grandma's, and we have sex, and even then, we choose between doggy and reverse spoons and feel super adventurous.
You won't believe how many additional positions exist that you've never heard of and never dreamed of trying!
Even just for the challenge and the game, it's worth checking out the available options.
Or not, depending on how fit you are.
Oh, wait.
It is important to say: this article does not contain any recommendation or professional advice.
If you suffer from a herniated disc, you might not want to try the crab walking pose.
Just saying
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cow cow positions (photo: GettyImages)
Let's start from the light to the heavy.
Anyway, there's not much to explain because this position is pretty self-explanatory.
She is in a handstand, he is behind her between her legs, holding her by the pelvis.
A backward position if you ask me, especially since there are no blades, there are no relative advantages compared to the doggi in terms of friction, and it is insanely difficult.
Even people in great shape will have a hard time holding a whole person for more than five minutes or standing on their hands while also trying to have fun.
I don't know, maybe something in the "one wrong movement and we both break our teeth" element adds to the excitement, for a pair of athletes who have perfect synchronization between them.
You don't - give it up, it's better to be bored than to break your front teeth.
Crooked scissor positions (Photo: GettyImages)
Why, really, why?
To see a movie together?
what??
I know that many good inventions were born from mistakes - tart tatin for example, but that does not mean that the opposite is also true and that everything born from a mistake must be adopted immediately.
The woman lies on her side and lifts her upper leg, the man, who is also lying on his side and behind her, enters with his whole body between her two legs.
Let's face it, it's a stressful position.
Besides being a challenging pose in terms of comfort and joint health, what are you, a weird scissor pose?
who is your mother and father
you got lost?
Unless I missed something and he's supposed to do something interesting with the clitoral knee, unnecessary.
Totally unnecessary.
It may be that I just invented an upgrade, but even if so - in order to achieve contact with the clitoris you don't have to endure all the surrounding sailing.
Cancer walking postures (Photo: GettyImages)
In order to perform this pose correctly, the two participants have to do half a bridge with her above him, then walk backwards and forwards on their hands and feet, in a crab walk.
Yes, one that they force you to do in functional training and you feel like dying.
Only here, too, something is stuck between your legs, and with one wrong move it may break due to this specific position.
In addition to this, you are both naked and look like some kind of disabled person.
Sorry to be judgmental, but this is the most unnecessary position ever.
If you somehow managed to adapt in this way for more than ten minutes, you deserve TL. If you managed to finish in this position, I'll donate a kidney to you.
Forceps positions (Photo: GettyImages)
The name sounds promising, right?
Oh, then no - because in the name they forgot to imply to us that these forceps do not lie down, and their only support is the woman's hand.
In this position, she stands on one hand, balanced (some abdominal muscles, what's there).
He enters with one leg between her two legs, and supports her with one hand on her upper leg and with the other hand on her lower back, which is directed towards him.
I don't really know at what stage he tries to penetrate, I guess after they are already in this position.
good luck with that.
On the other hand, if you have free time between Olympics, who am I to visit?
Which position is the least likely???
cow
London Bridge
Crooked scissors
tongs
Cancer walking
London Bridge poses (Photo: GettyImages)
Relatively simple position.
At least for understanding.
He makes a bridge and she rides it.
The question is for fucking what?
What is the difference between London Bridge and just sitting comfortably on a man who is also lying comfortably?
is nothing.
no difference
Maybe this is a good position for people who like to show off their talents.
I know one, a frustrated opera singer, no matter what the occasion, every time she's in company she bursts into song.
A birthday, a funeral, it doesn't matter to her.
I also know a yogi who no matter when you meet him he will always find a reason to lift a leg - I bet he would be happy to try a pose where he can show off his bridge.
I have to match them.
Two annoying
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