The Blender: This is without a doubt the most over the top sex toy we've seen. And we saw - voila! Sheee

As we know, as in fashion and makeup, also in the field of sex toys, women do all the fun.

We have dildos, vibrators of all sizes, vibrators that both vibrate and suck, vibrating eggs, tickling feathers - you know it.

Men, what do they have?

The flash lite, which is basically a big mug that is coated inside with silicone, and you also need to moisten it with a lubricant.

Aside from the fact that it's hard to clean (where do you think the ejaculate goes, huh?), it's a dumb sex toy whose maintenance isn't worth the pleasure it provides.

After all, a guy can just as well make an 'American Pie', which basically means to fuck a lukewarm apple pie, and get it over with.

So to all the energetic insals who read this section expecting to see hotties and hate them in the comments - look how cute we women are - not only do we not remember the nonsense you talk - we even think about how to improve your quality of life.

So with all the compassion in the world, accept the following:

In English it's called The male Rose, but I have no idea what a rose is associated with here, maybe the fringes that wobble around the edges of this rotating container.

We'll call him "Dick-Blender".

Order The Male Rose?

Now!

Number one male sex toy in the world https://t.co/7grTMOfJ7A pic.twitter.com/OTS9whlbZL

— The Male Rose?

(@themalerose) October 29, 2022

This is a battery-operated product, designed for hands-free ejaculation, especially for the lazy.

The device simulates powerful oral sex ('simulates' on the assumption that someone masters the art of pumping + rotations while doing it, and doesn't have a gag reflex, yes?).

The end of the masturbation cup looks like a woman's mouth, perhaps hence the strange name, except that this cup also rotates quickly, or rather at different speeds, with 10 different vibration modes, and an internal silicone padding embedded with pearls, for more varied friction - all this together, they claim The manufacturers produce the ultimate male orgasm.

SHEEE recommends ordering it, and perhaps using it in moments of boredom, instead of commenting here below.

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