You will be surprised to find out: these are the five positions that men hate the most - voila! Sheee

The thing is this - men don't really hate any position.

Still, men, sex, by and large they love it, or in the immortal words of some actor whose name I can't remember: it's the most fun you can have with your pants down.

By and large, men are much less problematic than women when it comes to...well, pretty much everything, especially sex.

There are exceptional men, of course.

For example, I met a man who does not like to be sucked.

It's really strange, and indeed I've only met one like that, and I haven't heard of another one like that from any woman either, Aber.

So freak of natures aside, let's agree that most of the time, if the average man has the option of sex, he really won't sue you if you insist on a position he likes less.

The problem is that we are so used to worrying about ourselves and what we want and don't want in sex, that we live in the movie as if they like everything, as long as it weighs around 50 kg and at a temperature of 37 Celsius. And that's how it happened that most women don't know what men like less, and men know Everything in detail about everything that women don't like in bed. Not that they know what to do about it, but at least they know. And where is the

equality here? Huh??? Right. There isn't.

It's time we also know what men don't like that we do to them. Except where our relationship goes.

Cost benefit matters (Photo: ShutterStock)

teaspoons

Yes, I know, it's sad.

Nothing like spoons.

But men don't like spoons.

The first reason is again - cost benefit matters.

A lot of work, less penetration.

Plus, let's not forget that men are visual creatures.

They love to see you.

If possible in advance.

And if it's already behind, then in the spoons your most valuable part is hidden.

Not ideal at all.

And not only that they don't see, they also have too little manual access to all the facilities.

Once in a while, fine, but forcing a child to come to a closed amusement park is literally asking him to grow up to be a frustrated and violent adult.

But I don't know why you expected a pillow to pose on the name of a household item

Missionary

Relax, relax, it's not that they hate missionary.

Don't worry, don't worry, no man will stop you from lying on your back and thinking about England if that's what you feel like doing.

It is also unlikely that he will refuse sex if your condition is that you only want a missionary.

Hell, I had a partner who said to me: "What do you care, five minutes!"

When I told him I didn't feel like it.

So come on, the missionary position will not be canceled.

But having said that, this pose, as nice as it is, bores them.

The penetration is less deep in missionary, and they appreciate a little less the fact that you can kiss and that your stomach looks flat when you lie on your back.

Enough, don't cry.

Just variations.

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Anal

Surprising, I know.

But the more you think about it, the more it makes sense.

After all, anal sex requires gentle, slow and precise execution with most women.

And a lot of patience, talking and half a kilo of lubricant.

During the time it takes to reach a state of full penetration in anal sex, it was possible to insert two doggies, a blowjob and get to the next meeting on Tinder.

In short, it's not that they don't like it, but cost vs. benefit calculations make Analy an unwise investment.

And, not only are you afraid of mishaps that could happen, hes not to mention.

In conclusion, this is a hole for gamblers

Don't cry, but be different (Photo: ShutterStock)

reverse oral

Even men who like oral sex, and there are many of them, will rarely prefer the position in which she sits on their face.

When he goes down to you, he controls his level of exposure - on the other hand, if you sit on him, especially if at some point you forget that he is under you, it can be a little less pleasant.

Besides, let's face it, you're not exactly relaxed up there either, no matter how many leg muscles you have, and - oh, yes.

He has no air.

I don't know if there is such a thing as Bartolin poisoning and if it is possible to have it, but as with everything in life, it is also a matter of dosage.

cowgirl

It's when you sit on it, just to clarify.

Here there is some confusion in perception, because women tend to think that men necessarily like aggressive sex, and the more aggressive they can be, the more they enjoy it.

This may be completely true, but only when they are in full control, that is, in any other position.

The cowgirl does it for them in every way - they have something to look at, they rest, and they have manual access to wherever they want, but make no mistake - there is not a single moment during the fuck when they are not afraid that you will make a wrong move on the way down and break it

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