To present his column “The eye of Philippe Caverivière”, the comedian appeared this morning with … an undisguised coquard.
In order to avoid any unnecessary speculation about his black eye, the columnist wanted to explain to the listeners the reasons for what he dubbed a “markounette”.
Faced with Yves Calvi, a few dubious theories flew before the real reason was revealed.
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“No, I was not at the last demonstration, nor did I have inappropriate gestures in the elevator with
Arlette Chabot
and I did not take a slap in the face of an evening in the heart of the Marais, Saturday evening. “
, he listed sarcastically as if to proceed by elimination.
Reference to Pierre Richard
Philippe Caverivière admitted that the reason was much simpler, launching a short audio extract from the film
The goat
.
“I practice martial arts, judo, aikido, karate
,” listeners could hear.
If the comedian broadcast this replica of Pierre Richard, it is not to appeal to rekindle the nostalgia of moviegoers but to justify his black eye: he probably did it on a tatami.
"I practice martial arts but I'm bad"
, soberly confessed the one who did not yet wear this coquard last Saturday in "What time!"
on France 2.
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Among those present in the RTL studio this morning was General Ghislain Réty, commander of the GIGN.
The opportunity for the columnist to show self-mockery.
“Do you see the level of the GIGN guys?
We are below...»
.
“I will therefore not be clever this morning in front of someone who knows 67 ways to kill with his bare hands, therefore 14 only with the little finger”
, concluded Philippe Caverivière.