What planet did you come from?

First of all, a humble suggestion for Juan Grabois who has just said verbatim, loudly and on television, "we are not even going to vote for this scoundrel, sellout and shitter from Massa..." and then added: "there is no way that we eat a Scioli, an Alberto or a Massa again… you won't be able to explain it to me, Cristina”… Wow.

In principle, someone should tell this boy that

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And for the record that it is not a Massa stuffed into an empanada or processed into a cannelloni, that you never know what is inside, but rather a whole Massa, without dicing, baked with chips and peas.

, it must be scrumptious because Máximo and La Cámpora applaud four hands and ask to repeat the dish.

They may say that it is fusion cuisine and that it is

, but after all it is a Massa.

The suggestion would be that they never say that they are not going to vote or fart what we all know that they are going to end up voting.

Whether it's a Scioli, a Massa or whatever Cristina sends them to vote, as has always happened.

Verticalism and military obedience are a specialty of the Peronist canteen.

In fact, it is tender to see them now sing the hit

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Those who remember will remember that the same melody with the same lyrics was also sung to Isabel and López Rega.

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Or did they not sing the withered side by side with Menem?

Or did they not support Cavallo, whom Ella now calls "that gentleman with the blue eyes"?

Or did they not applaud Rodríguez Saá when he announced the default?

Or did they not vote with both hands for Insaurralde, Scioli and Alberto?

They even come from voting for the same Tolosa Paz that they booed on Thursday as if it were Alsogaray (whom they also knew how to applaud, by the way).

Out there they are lucky that Cristina sends them to vote for Máximo and they are happier, but it would not seem to be the most successful thing.

Ideally, she would self-candidate herself, but that would not be decided yet.

In any case, it would be good for Grabois and so many others to relax and assume that, sooner or later, they will receive the corresponding instructions and vote on what the Chief considers best for them.

Guys, if the idea was to discuss authority, I'm sorry to tell you that Peronism is not the appropriate place.

In May 2015 we saw Forster and the other young people from Carta Abierta

(see on YouTube, Open Letter mocks Scioli) and, six months later, they were all going to vote for him, in line and with a tight ass

Baggy but tight.

Moral: do not

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We tell it to you just like that.

Clarified the point, we must recognize an achievement to the government.

This week the beginning of the Kirchnerist feat was remembered when, on April 27, 2003, Néstor obtained 22% of the votes and, when Menem got out of the runoff, he secured the presidency.

At that time the dollar was worth 3 pesos.

On Thursday, 20 years of that day were commemorated and, thanks to the talent of Sergio Massa,

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It's only worth 469. Two thumbs up.

The birthday of this inflationary and devaluation epic was beautiful. "We have to have a government plan," said

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It was about time, better late than never.

Let's clarify that she is the head of the government, she is the head of the political force that constitutes it and she is the person who has ordered each of the measures that were taken, including cutting off all those she did not like starting with the minister of Economy Guzmán and half a dozen other ministers.

However, we must recognize Cristina's particular talent for

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The culprits rotate.

For example, this time she touched the IMF and bimonetarism, but it is random.

He depends on the day, she can touch the debt, the pandemic, the war, the drought and so on until she reaches Majul.

Let's shred this chicken a bit and make a splash.

How much is the debt to the IMF to blame?

In principle all because Macri took it.

The debt that Kicillof had previously taken (Bonar 2024, Paris Club, Repsol, etc.) or the one that Alberto is taking now (chiquihundred billions of Leliq) is also a debt, but it seems that it is a beautiful debt because it is theirs.

There is no doubt that taking debt in dollars abroad to earn Baradel in pesos inside was a Chinese business of Cambiemos.

As a mitigation they could say that they did it to prevent Baradel from getting angry and burning down the schools with all the gorillas inside.

In any case, let us recognize that the previous government did not know how to clearly explain why the debt was taken on and how each dollar was spent.

It is known that the Cat and his friends are people of few words, and

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In other words, a story that you leave empty, a story that another occupies.

The harsh reality indicates that this debt will be charged but, at the moment, it has not been paid.

That of the bondholders was kicked for the year of the goalkeeper and that of the IMF we are paying with dollars that the IMF itself sends us one day before each due date.

Conclusion: the debt will be an unfair weight for future generations but

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There is not a single meter of the Néstor Kirchner gas pipeline that has not been built due to having to pay debt.

The gas pipeline was not completed on time simply because they are infallibly useless.

It is at this point that Kirchnerism usually takes other excuses out of the hat:

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Neither more nor less than the same pandemic, war and drought that Uruguay is suffering, here in front of us.

The Charrúa land is as dry as ours.

However, there

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While here we enter with the dollar at 60 and today it is worth almost 500. Inflation seems to be the same: 7% in Uruguay and 7% in Argentina.

The fact that our 7% is monthly and 7% of them is annual is a detail to discuss at another time.

You will say, dear reader, that we cannot compare ourselves with Uruguay because they are a little over 3 million and we are around 47. Ok, let's see Brazil then.

Those that Alberto told us came from the jungle have inflation even lower than the Uruguayan and

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Will they say that we cannot compare ourselves with a country that has more than 200 million inhabitants?

Ok, let's go with Chile then.

They have an inflation of 12.8% (annual 2022) and

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We could continue the comparison with Paraguay, Bolivia or Peru and it would give similar data.

What sets us apart from our neighbors?

Where is the problem?

Exactly, reader friend, where you already imagine.

While Lacalle Pou governs in Uruguay, with a political coalition armed by Sanguinetti and the civilized and constructive criticism of Mujica and, while he lived, also of Tabaré, here Alberto "presides"

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The difference is in the talent of our bosses.

There is no doubt that our ranch is burning down, but it is one thing to ask for help and have professional firefighters like the Uruguayans, Brazilians or Chileans send you, and quite another to be caught by the Three Stooges.

That's what it's all about.

Weird country Argentina.

We started the week on fire with the dollar close to 500 mangoes and ended it with the undisputed Head of the government giving a "master class" in economics.

And on top of that they applaud her.

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