Some people, believe it or not, actually like to have sex in the airplane bathroom.
We're not particularly clear why, and it's not because sheee has become frigid, God forbid (well, maybe a little) - simply, a plane, well.
Uncomfortable, filthy, without air (although lack of oxygen is part of it, it turns out), and it also stinks.
On the other hand, according to the Sun article, the vibrations from the plane and the lower oxygen levels can produce higher levels of arousal.
Besides - who are we to judge?
And with the way we're moving towards a right-wing dictatorship where we'll all be "daughters of a king" - we may not have much time left to practice basic things such as the spontaneous execution of hornyness, because we'll all be nada and become challah and we won't have time left for orgasms.
Furthermore, and despite that, more than 7,000 people Google the phrase Mile High every month, so I decided to give the expert's dubious recommendations a chance.
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The toilet attendant
Well, a toilet attendant - there are such in Europe - in every public toilet there is someone who sells you toilet paper and wipes for half a euro.
Apparently the name of the position was invented to describe the hasty position in which this flight attendant would have sex if the desire took over her in the middle of a shift, and this of course depends on the assumption that she still has the will to live.
The position is basically when both partners are standing, the penetrator with his back to the penetrator, and one enters the other from behind while he or she watches some counter in the bathroom.
It can be changed for use on a plane, says the expert (what do you say? Just lean on the sink instead of the counter? Genius) "The intruder in this scenario will have to stand upright instead of bending over the counter because there is no room in the toilet on the plane" she explains "This position allows for quick sex, But also allows both of you to look at each other in the mirror, which can be very erotic."
OK.
lazy cowgirl
The cowgirl position is a position where the woman rides on the man's face (or her girlfriend's dildo, wat ever, let go) while he is lying down with her face (or back) to him.
A lazy cowgirl is exactly that position, but when he sits on the closed toilet and she is on top of him.
So first of all, ugh.
But if we weren't in the toilet of a plane, the lazy cowgirl position surpasses the regular cowgirl by tens of meters in the pleasure it can provide.
The friction of the clitoris when the two bodies are seated, is much more massive, not to mention it does not exist at all (a normal cowgirl usually very quickly turns into a show of bouncing tits for him, and very rarely deals with your clitoris).
Zero standing
The sex position Zero standing means something like this in a normal situation: two people facing each other, one of them gets down on his knees and performs oral sex on the other, while one leg of the pacifier is placed on the shoulder of the pacifier, whose hands are tied up in the shape of a zero.
Good?
Sorry for the exclusion, your father it sounds like something that can only work between a man and a woman or a maximum of two men.
In the small lavatories of an airplane, this may be more problematic, so you will have to understand what you are doing with your hands, so says the expert who was interviewed for this item with Pulitzer potential, and even recommends "putting your hands behind your head".
And having said that, it's not really a sex position, it's a one-sided blowjob, and if we got it right, one side is not only not having fun, but sitting on the nasty bathroom floor.
The butter beater
Serially?
The butter pusher position is when the penetrator lies on his back with his ankles over his head, while the penetrator squats in front of him.
How exactly is this a recommended position for airplane services?
It's the worst thing that can happen on a plane - this specialist is not sane. But let's say it passes with difficulty if you don't lie on the floor but secure the toilet seat and do it on her.
The expert explains that: "If you're feeling adventurous and want to try a sex position that allows for deep penetration - then this could be for you, just make sure you don't put too much pressure on your partner's neck."
really?
Is that the problem with this position?
After the couple leaned against the wall behind Hinagra, it seems to me that you should be careful not to kiss her there until she takes a shower, because that sounds really dangerous.
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