"I'm in a period of getting myself right now" - lies women tell - voila! Sheee

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Even in the sea of desperate women who will probably agree to compromise on almost everything that is important to them, the main thing is not to be left alone, it still happens that women refuse some man once in a while. Now, just as it's unpleasant for any man to tell any woman, "Listen, I just don't feel like undressing you," women don't really like this position where they have to insult a guy who addresses them.

The problem is that over time, in the name of preserving the feelings of the other, rejected side, we allow ourselves to lie the most transparent lies in the world, just so as not to tell the truth in the simplest and most direct way, which is that it simply does not fit. So people lie, ghost and blind each other, and the well-known phrase "it's not you, it's me" have been replaced by fresh sentences. When I asked the women on my Facebook page what they say to guys when they're not interested, I got some answers I already knew, and some more creative. Welcome:

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The classic lies

I have a boyfriend"I have a boyfriend
". Obviously, when a woman says she has someone it doesn't necessarily mean she's lying, but in many cases it's a sentence that women say just to avoid the unpleasantness. A slightly deeper look at the woman in question can tell you with ninety percent certainty if she is lying. If, for example, you met her at a bar, flirting with the whole world, she probably just isn't interested in you.

I'm a lesbian
If she doesn't have a vibe at all, you might have just fallen for a super sensitive girl who really finds it hard to say no. So hard that she invented a lie that not only doesn't protect you from insult, but protects the entire male sex. Which is beautiful of her, but really. On the other hand, if she went so far as to get rid of you, all the charm and alcohol in the world wouldn't change that either.

I need to focus on myself now
She's busy, she's after a breakup, she's in a period where she "has to focus on herself, and figure out what she really wants." It's all. There is no girl in this world who meets someone she likes and will not make time to meet with him and at least check out the option, and come on, there is also no girl in the world who prefers to concentrate on herself than someone she is interested in will concentrate on her, even if she is really a clone of Alina Levy.

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You deserve something better
It's one of the most annoying lies, which men also use quite a lot. The difference is that when a man says it, he means it. He doesn't mean that you're the most amazing he's ever met, because if that were true he wouldn't give up on you, but what he does say is that you're the wife stamp to bring to your parents and you'll probably be an amazing mother but you just don't do that to him enough. I mean, he could have been with you for two months, but he knows that if you're together, you'll fall in love, he won't be able to settle for you, and in the end he'll come out shit and you'll get hurt – and therefore – you deserve better. When a woman says this to a man, she doesn't mean it at all. All she cares about is him letting her go. She doesn't really think he deserves better—on the contrary—she thinks she deserves better.

You're lovely and sweet
ouch. Charming and sweet is the exact opposite of sexy, and it is the feminine equivalent of the previous sentence. Here she might really mean "I wish I could be attracted to him, he'll definitely be a good father." But leave you alone, it won't happen, because this is a girl who is in her bad boys phase. She needs to get infected with mandvosheks from a few other bartenders and drummers before that can happen with you, or anyone like you. The continuation of the sentence is irrelevant. It may be "It's not," or "I don't feel like it can work," or "We're better off staying friends," but between us, charming and sweet is totally enough. The moment a woman tells you that you are charming and sweet, it means only one thing - that you are short.

Spiritually,
I'm sure you're charming, but I'm in a period of getting myself right (some sannyasic name)


and I'm in a difficult time. I won't be able to accommodate a relationship right now (word)

bocce
what's going on bro? You man. Get the back (hand. inquired) My (Spring)The nid I'm dying to get married now and have 4 children (Moran)Empathic
Listen, I had a lot of fun getting to know you and thank you for everything, but something doesn't feel right to me and
I don't see a continuation of it (me)The Polish
woman Thank you for everything (Narcissus)Insulting
you from here You disgust me (Aviad)

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