Five good reasons to hate trap

For those who like anniversaries: a day like today, but in 1991, there was no trap.

Stop being condescending to trap. Done, page turn. On top of that it is very, very fashionable and nobody knows if it really has something to offer. We have come to wonder if the phenomenon will not be an unexpected effect of the pandemic: increased anguish, anxiety, depression, post-traumatic stress symptoms. Trap.

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Good weekend/I'm staying in bed with your sister." The easy rhyme is a one-way road and means that trap will never sow any doubt. It stands out, however, for having been the only artistic genre that was not reached by political correctness. Not even the Midachi got that far. For some, trap is the new rock. For others, it's less like music than a generational whim.

Cazzu, when he filled Luna Park, in September 2022. Photo Martín Bonetto

When you talk about trap you will also say "song"? Will there be a trapper who knows how to play the guitar? Meanwhile we read that Cazzu "is passing the rag to all the ragpickers".

In short, all genres seek to explain the meaning of the word "love", but trap is interested in the semantics of the brand "Gucci".

The trapper wants to be like the rapper. There's a resentment there, so it's normal for them to always seem a little angry. Not for nothing the hotbed of the trap were the "cockfights", that cacophonous noise that makes one miss the cry of the sharpener.

Differences between rap and trap? The guy who raps inevitably has a mansion. The trapper, on the other hand, tells you all the time that he wants to have a mansion. That's basically the difference. What makes trap a subgenre.

Do you want to be a rapper? Well, first show credentials: high-end car, Afghan greyhound. As the trapper is achieving goods above the PlayStation, only then, can aspire to retire the pejorative letter "t".

Gucci Gang Remix (Lil Pump x Bad Bunny x J Balvin x Ozuna)

Bad Bunny, when he performed at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, California. Photo Reuters

Bad Bunny is music for men who ask permission to be unfaithful. Song or noise suitable for bank salidera soundtrack in newscasts. If you are one of those who follow the trap from Cement, Gucci Gang would be equivalent to Un Pride (In the Name of Love) by U2.

The ode to brands began in Sex and the City, had a sequel with the mineral water boom and moved to trap. Instead of having a potato in his mouth, Bad Bunny sings as if he deserves the lump of the statue of the Gallardo doll.

Gucci is a weakness of the genre. One of the most mentioned brands. "It's all Gucci," it's like saying "it's all good." In the case of Bad Bunny he could even be the sponsor of half of his verses. There is a trap called Ta' To Gucci.

In Spanish "Gucci Gang" would sound more or less like this: "Gucci Gang / Gucci Gang / Gucci Gang / My dog loves cocaine, ooh (Ooh) / I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (Brr, yuh).

The Washington Post devoted itself exhaustively to the matter: the Fendi brand leads in the letters of the genre, followed by Gucci, Versace, Givenchy, Prada, Adidas, Dior, Nike, Louis Vuitton and Balenciaga.

Hypnotized (Rusherking)

China Suarez and Rusherking separated after almost a year of relationship. Instagram

Monotonous as a chacarera, in addition to hamburger name, Rusherking seems to owe its success to an atypical marketing campaign. They say that the record company could not find a suitable broadcast theme and decided to hire China Suárez to make him a girlfriend until the kid could make a Luna Park.

Overnight we learned about Rusherking. We met his voice of Teletubbi. The song he recorded with the most beautiful woman in Argentina was the reverse of El amor después del amor. It is even long compared to the sentimental relationship.

You listen hypnotized and it works as a meme. "Our love never goes out of style." Pasteurized yogurt.

(Do not touch my naik) Nicki Nicole

Nicki Nicole. Press photo

Nicki Nicole is like her name Matias Martin. Alfa's favorite song, Big Brother. Santi Maratea would say: "It applies to advertising causes". Very heard by women who take years in dating apps and say "let it flow".

In the environment his effort to eat the "eses" is valued. Beautiful in small container, barely taller than the Barrio Puppy, theirs is also a theme about empowerment. "No es no," he makes clear in his song. "Don't touch my Naik/No, don't touch my Naik/Don't touch my naik..."

If in the '80s, Andrés Calamaro made a hit to the gamulán, it is normal for a girl who dreams of upward social mobility to sing to her expensive sneakers.

Tinty Nasty (Ghent)

L'Ghent became popular overnight.

Authentic product of popularity based on likes, L 'Ghent owes its fame to that and to Cristina Kirchner, who mentioned it in a speech. In front of him, Mona Jimenez is Barenboim. Its characteristic is to make the same theme that would change its name.

You ask him the time and he replies "Porro". You tell him where he was born and he says "joint". His lyrics seem written at gunpoint and are less subtle than those of Shakira: "Pa ese culo necesito un flete / Puta, vamo ́ al baile y lustramo ́ los Pepe".

I like that slash of Flaco Spinetta is Maria Elena Walsh.

Salimo' in caravan to knock down the road / The iron' of the pana' pass them in the wallet.

You don't know whether to sing it or run away for fear of being kidnapped.

BZRP Music Sessions #9 (Dillom)

Bizarrap and its famous Music Sessions. Photo Martín Bonetto

Let's start at the beginning: Bizarrap is always to blame, the common denominator to almost all of this. In addition, his music sessions are announced with force of decree of necessity and urgency.

Dillom – who is not a Marvel character and has the face of having been a fan of Dragon Ball – leads the second wave of Argentine trap. Duki would be Litto Nebbia and Neo Pistea, Tanguito.

"Being that trap is the popular music of today's youth, you have them for sure. What costs more is to get great people to listen to you," he said in an interview with Forbes.

Dillom sings in a rivotril voice: Esto e' trash, lo tuyo e' basura/Esto e' trash, lo tuyo e' basura/Esto e' trash, lo tuyo e' basura (wuh!) / This e' trash, yours and' garbage.

Above in the YouTube video, you should read the lyrics. In that she resembles Mercedes Sosa.

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