First of all, a reflection at this time of so much political effervescence.
After having seen Pepe Albistur in leather launching his revolutionary proclamation from a beach in Pinamar, and Máximo Kirchner with his tight shirt commanding the popular resistance in the Plaza del Congreso, it is not understood what those from Caro Cuore are waiting to launch a men's line of bras.
It was obvious that these people were going to lose the votes they once had, but they should at least do something to
not lose their dignity as well
.
This goes to the false left.
We suggest to those of the true left that
they take better care of Comrade Belliboni
.
As soon as they throw a little OFF at him, the guy falls as if he were disembarking in Normandy.
Thus the revolution will never happen.
Having said all that, let's get to what's important.
It is enough to observe how walkers talk to dogs or how people relate to their pets to understand that
the dialogue between a human and a dog is an everyday occurrence
.
What is not so common is talking to a dog about political issues.
Much less if it is a dead dog, as is the case of Conan, the emblematic dog of President Milei who, according to what he himself has told us, guides him along with the other Forces of Heaven.
So much so that the command staff that Milei had made for the day he took office has Conan's face and that of his other dogs engraved on the handle.
Post.
Given the power Conan evidently has over Javi, if we really want to help his government succeed, defeat inflation, and reduce poverty, we have no choice but to
try to talk to his dog
.
Who else could better influence Milei to prevent her from making mistakes?
Obviously, talking to Conan must not be easy, but there is no worse management than the one that is not done.
Maybe it would be easier to talk to Karina but, since the power table is so small, talking to Javi's sister is
distracting 50% of the government
.
It's not time.
It is possible that within a while Milei will be able to expand her power structure, but for that to happen we must first reach “within a time.”
That's why it's important to talk to Conan now, wherever he is, before everything gets complicated.
For those who think that all this is a delusion, they should remember that a few years ago, the then Minister of Social Welfare of the Peronist government grabbed the President of the Nation of that Peronist government and laid her on top of Evita's embalmed corpse so that she could transfer your powers or your spirit or God knows what.
For more information, consult the texts of the great Tomás Eloy Martínez.
What a memory for the Peronists who mock Milei and treat him as a fascist, just a few decades after jumping like crazy in the Plaza de Mayo shouting “Isabel Driving.”
There are nice videos from those times.
Returning to the topic, although it may seem strange, trying to influence a leader through his dogs is not so far-fetched.
The relationship between politics and dogs is not new.
We are not going to go back to Perón's poodles because it would be going too far back in history, but we can remember Catalina, the dog that Felipe Solá gave to the Kirchners, when he was governor of the Province of Buenos Aires, to try to ingratiate himself with They who even then distrusted him.
It was never revealed that she was the dog, but it was known that in a few days she
killed four flamingos that lived in the Quinta de Olivos
.
It is unknown what happened to Catalina after that.
The one who should know is Stiuso.
A shame because, if we had contacted her in time, perhaps the dog could have taught the Kirchners something and thus we would have avoided so many problems such as, for example, bringing inflation back to Argentina.
Or that this marriage of geniuses has squandered the largest regional bonanza in history.
Some time later, we learned that Hugo Chávez gave Cristina a “mucuchíes” breed dog that was very cute but
had little or no influence on the fight for liberation
.
That puppy went from living with Chávez to living with Cristina.
Not even Bambi had such a hard life
.
Balcarce arrived with Macri.
A dog that was photographed in Rivadavia's chair by the official communication team itself and that became a symbol of the Cambiemos government.
In a short time, Balcarce became the best of the best team in 50 years, or at least the one that had the most street and the one that knew the most about politics.
He didn't reach it.
Balcarce, Macri's dog, sitting in the presidential chair.
(Facebook of Mauricio Macri)
Balcarce was never able to convince Macri about the importance of explaining the catastrophe inherited from Cristina or about
the essentiality of making political agreements to achieve some change
.
The dog got excited but it was barking against the wall.
That government was convinced that nothing had to be explained to anyone and that nothing had to be agreed with anyone.
Moral: Cristina returned.
She regained power with Alberto, Massa, Gaby Cerruti, Cafiero, Insaurralde and other great popular leaders.
The star dog of the fourth Kirchner government was Dylan, a beautiful collie but absolutely incapable of avoiding the debacle to which they led us.
It wasn't worth talking to him
.
If the owner was what he was, imagine the dog.
Moral: Milei president by a landslide
.
That's why we call you Conan.
This time he can't fail.
You are the voice that Javi will listen to and this is the most important moment for you to make yourself heard, precisely because he is beginning his mandate.
Obviously, this is not what the Kirchnerists say, who speak as if Milei had started three years ago.
These days we have seen Grabois complaining on television about poverty, homelessness, crime and drug traffickers as if a Martian had ruled us in the last 20 years.
It could be that Milei ends up being the worst president in history but, seven weeks after taking office,
the undisputed champion is still Alberto
.
They say that Milei can impoverish the people, uncontrollable inflation, skyrocket the dollar and ruin the country's resources like no other has done before.
Maybe he will achieve it, but for now the world champion is still by far Cristina, who in turn holds the double crown: Milei is still not the craziest thing we saw in La Rosada.
What Javi has already managed to do is avoid one of the two big mistakes that Macri made:
the guy spoke clearly, explained the inherited drama
, warned what he was going to do and gave all the bad news together.
In fact, if he explained a little more it wouldn't be bad.
However, he is on his way to repeating the Cat's other big mistake: you have to have audacity and determination, but without politics already in place nothing will change.
The best proof of this is Cristina, who with 54% of the votes, control of both Chambers and all of
her own governors, did not achieve anything, not even closing TN
and that broke the balls of an entire decade with the issue.
This is the great lesson to be learned.
And it is the mistake that Javi cannot afford to make.
It's up to you, Conan
.
Think about it and let's continue talking so you can handle it until you get it right.
There is no case.
Whether we like it or not, we Argentines are always in the hands of a dog.