As of: February 12, 2024, 8:00 a.m
By: Michelle Anskeit
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Maybe you're tired of people comparing dogs to angels and cats to devils... but unfortunately the weight of evidence is just too overwhelming.
We humans differ in many ways.
Some like pineapple on pizza, others Nutella with butter, and most prefer one type of animal or the other.
For example, maybe you prefer dogs and are even one of the 60 percent of Millennials who would rather have a four-legged friend than a child.
If, on the other hand, you find cats much better, then you probably generally like creatures that may have crawled out of hell many, many years ago.
You do not believe me?
Then here is the evidence:
1. Cats like treats, but they like your human meat even more:
2. Exhibit B:
3. This trait seems to be something they are born with:
4. Plus, not only do cats potentially come from hell, they also like to make your life hell:
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5. And destroy all your valuables in the process:
6. Of course it's all just fun... We don't want to be as mean as Buffy here, who doesn't allow her subject to make the bed:
7. And even if you didn't even voluntarily bring a cat demon into your house... They will find you!
8. And not only eat the hair from your head, but also drink your water from the table:
9. The dough comes right after!
10. The demons rarely regret their actions, instead they try to convince you of their innocence with a sweet smile:
11. But don't be fooled, because they'll turn around right after and -
12. When they're not eating your food, they're having fun with your garbage:
13. Or with your despair if they ever get lost:
14. But hey, don't worry, these are all just theories. There's definitely nothing to it...
Which pet do you actually prefer?
You do not know?
Then take the quiz to find out once and for all whether you are a dog or cat person.
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