He is the king of the punchline.
And on the set of Jordan De Luxe, this Tuesday, February 13, he didn't hold back.
To the delight of the audience, Pierre-Jean Chalençon picked out a good thirty, such as:
“Today, who is not in police custody?
It becomes absolutely chic!”
,
“I hope to do big shows again, because today it’s still the desert
. ”
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And to continue:
“I should have said, yeah, Jean-Marie Le Pen, he’s my friend and fuck you”
,
“Current presenters, help!
... Marshmallows ... Botoxed everywhere”
,
“I no longer have a TV, there are only turnips”
,
“There are no more stars in “
Dancing with the Stars”
”
,
“Dieudonné is not a war criminal, as far as I know.
There are people who have done much worse and who are still on television
...
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Women, puddings...
In short, we have some of the best, like this one:
“When I see the puddings that are now on TV…”
, a statement to which his interlocutor, between two chuckles, still managed to oppose him:
“Oh no, you can’t say things like that, Pierre-Jean!!!
You will ruin all your chances of getting on the air again!!!
There are no sausages on TV today, there are only women... different... and there you go!”
Ah good ?
Only women?
And Chalençon replied:
“We (They, editor’s note) would need to go to Weight Watchers…”
.
All this, delivered in the first part of the show, just to make a little noise.
But the guy didn't stop there.
In the second part of the interview, more precisely devoted to “Affaire concluded”, the France 2 program in which he participated for several years before being thanked by the channel for, he said, “a simple photo ”, he went even further.
“There is no object that is sold at
Affaire concluded
that is worth this price
,” he declared.
Not pretty, pretty...
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“Julia Vignali is a mistake”
Finally, he attacked the presenter, Julia Vignali, at the helm of the program since the departure of Sophie Davant at the end of last August.
“Before, people said: “Sophie Davant’s show”.
Now she's gone, we don't say the show, about... what's her name again, Giulia..."
, he pretended to ask.
Then to conclude, at the request of Jordan De Luxe, as a message to the new host:
“My dear Julia, I love your name because you are perhaps the descendant of Father Vignali, who was the companion of Napoleon Saint Helena.
You are Corsican.
So, that’s already something good.
But OK.
I think that unfortunately, the choice of Julia was a bit of an error on the part of France Télévisions.
I think we should have taken a man.”
Ah well, but who?
“Well, we should have taken Pierre-Jean Chalençon.
It is obvious.
(...) The audiences today are very bad.
It’s a show at the end of its life.
(...) And so, they would have really wanted to boost the thing, with the notoriety that I have, and because I am a nice person and who knows the objects better than anyone else on these sets, there they would have done ...there you go, they didn't think about it.
This show has become a little sluggish, the same objects, the same things.
And when I see the personalities who replaced Julien Coen and me, there is none that stands out.”
There you go.