As of: February 14, 2024, 9:00 a.m
By: Hans-Helmut Herold
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A triple “Lechau” on the town hall tower: The picture shows the Schongau carnival society with the deposed mayor Falk Sluyterman.
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The storming of the Schongau town hall is as much a part of carnival as sweet mustard is with white sausage.
It is one of the last major tasks for the Prince Couple, Elferrat and Guard.
So for everyone who ensured a successful season.
It goes full throttle again before the carnival ends with the sweeping out in the evening.
Schongau – The drum beats cannot be ignored.
Whether you like it or not, the muffled sounds make you curious.
It has to be something official, because a professional troop is coming.
Evenly, perfectly in time, not a beat out of place.
Shouts of “Lechau” join in.
First isolated and subtle, then increasing in volume and volume of sound.
A broken heap of misery is on the way: crutches, bandages and infusions as far as the eye can see.
By now there is a slight unrest at Uschi in the mayor's anteroom.
A certain feeling arises within her and alarm bells ring in her mind.
Uschi gives the alarm.
Boarded the town hall without any problems
The horde easily enters the town hall and advances to Uschi L.
Nobody can actually get past her unscathed.
But today even she is powerless.
The “crutch squad” simply gets them out of the way.
A brilliant achievement, no one else can do it.
The big mystery is revealed in front of the surprised mayor Falk Sluyterman in his office by one of the last doctors on the Schongau corridor: “Since the Elferrat probably had no desire to satisfy the intimate needs of a politician in order to keep our hospital here in Schongau, “Thomas L. was given free rein to bring everything to Weilheim with his charm,” was the mental content.
Medical training in emergency care for the mayor
So now it's up to the mayor to be trained and present for emergency care in Schongau after a short medical training.
Since the mayor had heard that the Schongauer Carnival Society wasn't even given champagne during their performance the evening before in Munich's "Edeldisco" P1, Sluyterman took the opportunity to make up for it in his office.
The corks pop, “Lechau!”
The troops move on to Schongau's new helipad.
Drummers in front, the mayor in tow with the prince couple behind.
The big aptitude test will take place on Marienplatz.
Senior Medical Councilor (retired) Andreas “Mocki” Mock has the floor: “Our prospective physician is given three tasks,” says “Mocki,” and gets started immediately.
The mayor has to demonstrate wound care using a burst orange that is supposed to represent a child's head.
“He can do surgery,” says teacher “Mocki” Andreas Mock
Next construction site offal: corona test, ovulation test and pregnancy test.
For everything, Andreas “Mocki” Mock conjures up various bottles and test tubes from his experiment kit.
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Disinfecting works without any problems, sewing takes a bit of time.
But “Mocki” is a good teacher and provides perfect assistance.
The wound was closed and “he can do surgery,” was the teacher’s verdict.
Next construction site offal: corona test, ovulation test and pregnancy test.
For everything, “Mocki” conjures up various bottles and test tubes from his experiment kit.
It's mixed, especially hard liquor.
Result: “Functional and congratulations, it’s going to be a boy,” was the loud announcement.
“Medicus Sluyterman” shows its strongest performance in orthopedics
“Falcus Medicus” alias Mayor Falk Sluyterman expertly applies a fixator to the knee of the injured Schongau carnival princess.
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Regarding orthopedics: This is where the aspiring “Medicus Sluyterman” shows his strongest performance.
After studying an x-ray of the injured princess's knee, the town hall boss decides on a fixator, which he immediately tries to apply.
“It’s the knee joint, not the hip joint,” is the instruction from “Mocki.” “Even if you would prefer that,” he adds.
The commission's unanimous verdict: The mayor passed the exam with flying colors and can call himself “Falcus Medicus” for his new upcoming role.
Since he doesn't go as far as the P1, he invites everyone to the traditional white sausage dinner at the Ballenhaus.
Lechau!
The rural youth of Hohenfurch got into a lot of trouble this carnival and are now being investigated on suspicion of incitement to hatred
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