First of all, a comment thinking about the president's safety and everyone's peace of mind.
Since we were children we are taught that we should sit straight on the chair, with our tail well back and our thighs supported.
Despite this, as can be seen in the photos and in each television appearance, President Milei always sits on the edge, almost to the limit, at the risk of his chair tipping forward,
him going face to face. the coffee table and the entire trunk is destroyed
.
The last thing we Argentines need is a
toothless libertarian president.
From here we ask those around us to explain it quickly before we appear on the cover of all the newspapers in the world.
Sit up straight Leon.
The dignity of anarcho-capitalism is at stake.
Having said that, let's get to what's important.
If we had known before that the country's big problems were solved by attacking Lali Espósito, questioning the Cosquín Festival and insulting and insulting people everywhere, we would have started there and we would already
have zero deficit, Uruguayan inflation and Canadian well-being.
If this were true, it would mean that the thing was easier to solve than we all thought.
However, there are many people who do not agree and think that the problems are solved in another way.
Even the problem of governors, mayors and heads of government
who throw butter on the ceiling and in the process spread a little bit in their pockets.
If Milton Friedman, Milei's reference, had stated that limiting the growth of the money supply at a moderate and constant rate was achieved by bitching Lali Espósito, he would hardly have been awarded the Nobel Prize.
What's more, I bet Milton Friedman, and quite possibly Friedrich Hayek as well,
would happily pogo at a Lali recital.
To better understand this issue we must take into account something key:
Milei was voted for two main reasons
.
The first was to get Cristina, Alberto, Massa and Insaurralde off our backs, and the second was to end the inflation that Cristina brought back to Argentina in 2007.
This being the government's mission, it would be important for Milei not to be distracted by offending and insulting artists or simple citizens.
In any case, this task
can always be delegated to people who know how to do it better.
Argentina has great experts in the field who could take care of it.
It's not about scratching the bottom of history, but if we need to look for people specialized in pursuing artists, we could turn to some Peronist from that unforgettable Triple A, whose acronym stood for Argentine Anti-Communist Alliance.
Kirchnerism knew how to recycle several.
If Javi knew that the AAA killed almost 1,000 people and sent many others into exile with the excuse of persecuting those they considered "communists", maybe he would stop yelling "fucking lefty"
at every guy who questions him or brings him up. cold coffe.
Just to remember, let's say that Triple A debuted in 1973 by placing a bomb on the then radical senator Hipólito Solari Yrigoyen (luckily the explosion did not kill him), but the band's artistic hit was the 1974 statement in which they threatened to kill him. to Luis Brandoni, Hector Alterio, Nacha Guevara, Norman Brisky and Horacio Guaraní.
Within a couple of days, the five had to leave the country.
That's where the exiles began.
Later, other Triple A lists would appear that included Mercedes Sosa, Alfredo Alcón, Pepe Eliaschev and many others.
Finally, let's say that Triple A was a rehearsal for what would later become the dictatorship.
Let us never forget that State Terrorism was patented by the Military Junta
but invented by the laboratory of Peronism.
Of course, the president has not threatened anyone and we assume that he does not plan to do so, but it never hurts to remember background.
If we don't want to go so far back in time or get so dramatic, in order to delegate the task of shaving people, Milei could ask Kirchnerism
to lend him its scraching phalanx
.
Those unforgettable fascists from 678 were one of the best things we had in recent years.
They went from Public TV to National Radio, or went from print to Télam.
True all-court players.
Also available are the La Cámpora militants who organized festivals where they took kids to spit posters of Mirtha Legrand, Chiche Gelblung, Mauro Viale and Morales Solá.
Or those who tried Magdalena Ruiz Guiñazú in a public square or those who ran down the street at TN journalists shouting
“give back the grandchildren!”
Any of these characters would help Javi
delegate the dirty work and not have to do it personally.
To finish the topic, it is worth remembering something basic: on the one hand we have the Head of the National State who controls the Armed Forces, the Federal Police, the Gendarmerie, the Prefecture, Customs, the AFIP, the Intelligence Services and all the money that granted by the national budget.
On the other side is Lali with a microphone, or a retiree who wanted to buy 10 dollars.
There is no doubt on which side a good Argentine should stand: obviously all our hearts are unconditionally with Lali.
But just in case, always keep your head with Javi, lest after attacking Lali he gets into any of us, throws the power of the State at you and persecutes you for the rest of the term like
the Kirchners, Isabelita and other democrats did. .
There was no shortage of people who regretted that these overflows by Milei overshadowed other more fundamental political issues.
For example, the document that Cristina published on Thursday in which she evaluated the first two months of the government and that, due to Milei's bullshit,
not even the parrot found out.
Maybe no one would have read it because it was a 33-page piece of crap.
She was always a stringer
.
It is known that the capacity for synthesis is not her strong point.
Judging by the results, neither are economics and politics.
The political agreement that Milei and Macri were about to announce was also overshadowed.
Let's be honest:
an agreement between people who already agree is not funny at all.
It's not news.
The novelty would be that those who hate each other come to an agreement.
That would be the real change, but evidently it is something that no one is interested in.
We Argentines did not have statesmen.
Finally, the overflows of the León also covered up two bad news for Pepe Albistur, Máximo Kirchner, Pablo Moyano and other exuberant patriots:
1. Unfortunately there would be no consensus for now in society to carry out a coup against Milei.
It doesn't seem like it's going to fall in the coming months either.
They're going to have to keep waiting.
2. The people at Caro Cuore confirmed that
for now they do not plan to launch a men's bra line.
Hopefully both problems will be resolved soon, for the good of the national and popular movement, and for the
decorum of some of its leaders.
Dear reader, in a mind-blowing parable of history, Milei takes center stage and takes the helm.
Calm down Javi, we are all on board.