First of all, I strongly ask the Argentine Foreign Ministry to help me with the
50 Cuban coughers that I brought for the presidential debate
and who do not want to return to their country.
Not only were they useless, but
now I have to maintain them
.
There are 50 mouths to feed every day, plus the pension in Constitución where I have them housed.
A fortune.
To make matters worse, I only received the advance payment for the work, which was a few dollars and a Fiorino from AySA that I already sold last week.
Given the election result, obviously
they never paid me the balance.
I should have guessed, from a distance you could already see that they were garcas.
My bad.
Luckily, now Kirchnerism has hired 20 coughers
to bother the president this Friday, during the opening speech of the sessions in Congress
, but it is little money.
I was also negotiating with Jony Viale in TN and with the guys from La Nación+ to place some coughers in the interviews they did with Milei but the guachos did not accept.
So the business doesn't close for me.
The only thing I'm missing is for them to set up a
Coughers' Union
and elect a general secretary who ends up buying an Audi A5 like the one used by Maturano, the railway union member.
For all this, if the Foreign Ministry can give me a hand by deporting them or making some arrangements with the Cuban embassy, I will be grateful.
Having said that, let's get to what's important.
Dear reader, see if the government of Alberto, Cristina and Massa may have been bad; Javier Milei, with all his outbursts and excesses, continues to be a better option than his predecessors.
At least he keeps hope for change alive.
However, the reality is that everything is very difficult.
The inherited quilombo is so serious that it is not enough for a
guy alone with four crazy cats around to solve it.
And much less the whoring.
We all want him to do well, but neither does nonsense.
After all, the majority of Argentines voted for Milei to get rid of Kirchnerism,
not for her to bring them back.
That is why, dear Conan, it is necessary that you, as the flagship dog of La Libertad Avanza, explain from heaven to your father that he has no margin for error.
This time there is no right to be wrong.
You better listen, summon people who know, calm down and try to copy some statesman, even if it is a social democratic statesman like Clinton, Merkel or Peres,
because libertarian statesmen are not known.
Trying to be a traitor and insult a person like López Murphy, who is widely respected by the 56% who voted for León,
is absurd and even a little strange
.
He gets into it with the bulldog but says nothing about Cristina or Massa.
Or about Grabois who declared: “I wish the government did badly, very badly, that it collapsed…” and called for his overthrow under the pretext that until now all the blows were carried out by gorillas.
Caramba.
Here we always have to correct scholars.
Let's see.
The first military coup against a constitutional president occurred in 1930 when Hipólito Yrigoyen was overthrown by General Uriburu who arrived at the Casa Rosada in a convertible car.
Hanging from the running board of that car was the then Captain Perón who had participated in the uprising.
There is a photo and she is beautiful.
In 1943, and already with the rank of colonel, Perón was one of the main officers of the coup that General Rawson carried out against Castillo.
We could not say that those of '30 and '43 were Peronist coups but
they could well be defined as pre-Peronist.
In 1955, General Perón was overthrown, a gorilla coup if there ever was one.
Nothing to discuss.
In 1962 President Frondizi was overthrown and in 1966 President Illia.
Both coups were endorsed and celebrated by Peronism.
In fact, the day General Onganía took office,
there were more union members than grenadiers in La Rosada.
History usually skips over the overthrow of Cámpora ordered by General Perón himself in July 1973. Whether it was a coup or not, in any case it was not the gorillas who ejected Cámpora from the Casa Rosada.
On the other hand, the coup of '76 against Isabelita was supported, without a doubt, by all the gorillas.
Clarification: not only for them.
We cannot say that Alfonsín's early departure in 1989 was a coup d'état,
but there is no doubt that the looting that precipitated it was organized by the Buenos Aires PJ.
This was recognized by Cristina on December 27, 2012 on the national network.
In that act she also recognized that it was those same sectors of the Buenos Aires PJ that organized the looting of 2001 that ended with De La Rúa.
“Before I am a Peronist, I am Argentine and I like to tell the truth
,” she said that day in case there was any doubt.
Macri had better luck.
They tried to overthrow him from the first day with the Helicopter Club but the Cat held on.
In other words, without counting the departure of Alfonsín, of the eight coups, falls or overthrows recorded in the modern era,
two were driven by the gorillas and six by the Peronists
.
Moral: come on Grabois, behave well, tell the story well and don't look for justifications to sew
the seventh star on your shirt.
As if this were not enough, Senator Mayans declared that Milei has altered mental faculties which, said by a guy who has been with Cristina for 20 years, sounds like an authoritative word.
D'Elía was worse, declaring:
“Milei must go by helicopter... in Piñera's...
”.
I swear he said it, it's on the networks.
Obviously, they are waiting
for this government with a knife and fork
.
And Javi doesn't help or let himself be helped.
This is going to make everything more difficult.
We'll see how this novel continues.
Dear reader, I promised him that I would stay all summer putting up with him and I kept it.
Now I'm taking a
very short vacation
.
As in so many areas of life, it is always good to leave when everyone returns.
And I ask Javi to please, if he is going to mess with me again, wait a couple of weeks because next Sunday I won't be here to answer him.
If it's because he wants to screw someone,
he has a collection of candidates to choose from.
Finally we finish the note with an important announcement.
It is known that the government cut the official guideline.
There is no money, there are no more envelopes, Massa disappeared, Rodríguez Larreta is not there, the governors do not have a sope, the mayors less so, Kicillof is only going to distribute fly among the Kirchnerist media, the embassy does not answer and the intelligence services
do not have not even money to buy black glasses
.
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