As of: March 6, 2024, 4:00 p.m
By: Alfred Mittermeier
Comments
Press
Split
Every month, the Dorfen cabaret artist Alfred Mittermeier takes a satirical look back at city life.
© Makli2013
Every month, the Dorfen cabaret artist Alfred Mittermeier takes a satirical look back at city life, this time it's about the golden "M" and what that has to do with the city's sports concept.
The city of Dorfen is now unfortunately served with a golden “M” 20 meters high near the roundabout on the A94.
Other cities are getting a wind turbine at a location like this.
We get an “M” for fattening pig or stomach ulcer.
A compromise with a synergistic effect would have been to nail the “M” to a wind turbine.
Then it will at least light up the nights with its own electricity.
The golden “M” does not stand for “metropolis”.
A term that would suit us well given the similar traffic jams to New York City.
It is the logo of a “fat food company” that contributes to the fact that children are no longer able to do somersaults, but instead, for weight reasons, tip over to the side like an oil tanker with a list.
It's a good thing that the city is working on an integrated sports concept (ISPEK) with a 35-member steering committee.
As we all know, exercise is an excellent way to lose weight because you can't eat while doing it.
However, this project should have started ten years ago.
Then the existence of the outdoor pool and the tennis club would not be at risk and at TSV Dorfen the waiting lists for football-loving children would not be as long as the queues in front of the Dixie toilets on Nonsense Thursday.
To date, little is known about ISPEK.
The statements about this in the city press release are vague.
“Swimming can still be practiced in Dorfen,” it says.
It is not clear whether this refers to the Isen or a new or modernized outdoor swimming pool.
The clock on this project is already at a quarter past twelve.
The political delay in the matter was so long that even Chancellor Scholz seems like Speedy Gonzales with his slowness.
The biggest challenge will be finding an area to accommodate the sports facilities.
Rutzmoos, located in the southwest of the city, is reportedly under discussion.
This is difficult in terms of development because a free relief road was successfully prevented by the red-green coalition and parts of the land lists with the friendly support of the ÜWG.
The only access to Dorfen would be through the Wailtl Gate.
A bottleneck with dimensions for the Guinness Book of Records.
If you want something to run quickly and successfully in Dorfen, you connect with Tonwerk.
For years it has clearly shown what it means to start with a vision and implement it with entrepreneurial foresight.
There would be enough space.
Not for everything, though.
But at least for a veritable adventure pool with a slide paradise.
Then we slide from there in a mega-hyper-super slide over the train station and the B15 into the city center.
That would also be an entry in the Guinness Book of Records.
However, this time it was not caused by the aforementioned prevention team in terms of traffic relief.