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Which Disney princes would be a walking Red Flag in real life and who could you possibly do something with?
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Or also: Which Disney prince would be a walking Red Flag in real life - and who you could possibly do something with.
Especially in older Disney films, you don't have to look far to find things that aren't as magical as we remembered them.
So it's high time to undertake an objective, critical and definitely not subjective analysis.
From “Run as fast as you can” to “Would trust him with my firstborn”:
9. John Smith (“Pocahontas,” 1995)
Colonizer.
Do we need to add anything else to this?
If that's not enough, John thinks other ethnicities are uncivilized and inferior (until he finds one of them
sexy
) and is definitely the type to interrupt PoC mid-sentence to whitesplain their own culture.
More Red Flags than McDonald's.
8. Prince Phillip (“Sleeping Beauty,” 1959)
Phillip is this guy that no one ever told him no and now it's a problem for the rest of the world.
He has it in his head to “conquer” you and now just “randomly” shows up at all the parties wherever you are.
Phillip doesn't believe in consent.
Having people conscious when he does his move is optional.
When Phillip is around, you have to watch your drink.
7. Prince Florian (“Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”, 1937)
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Florian has no problem with his girlfriend living with seven male friends - first of all, he's friendly.
Unfortunately, this is completely overshadowed by the fact that his first reaction to a supposedly dead woman in the forest is to slobber on her.
Hello police?
6. Beast (“Beauty and the Beast,” 1991)
Beast is the self-pitying leek who uses his childhood traumas as an excuse for his own wrongdoings.
Bu-hu, I was made ugly by an evil fairy and that's why I'm locking you in the basement and tearing the house down.
And he treats his employees shitty too.
Thank you, next.
5. Prince Charming (“Cinderella,” 1950)
Prince Charming votes for the FDP.
4. Aladdin (“Aladdin,” 1992)
Aladdin is the guy who poses with other people's sports cars on dating apps and shows you screenshots of his "bank balance" to get you into bed.
In the end, behind all the ego and insecurity, Aladdin is a sweet soul, but catfishing just isn't a cuter look.
3. Eric (“The Little Mermaid,” 1989)
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and this golden retriever of a prince only has the *very best* intentions.
He stupidly falls in love with any woman who runs into his arms, as long as she can sing beautifully and has big eyes.
In retrospect, he probably wonders why he always has such bad luck and no longer understands the world.
2. Hercules (“Hercules”, 1997)
Once you win over this himbo, you can be sure that he will literally go through hell for you.
Okay: He has massive daddy issues and you always wonder if that's actually fair to his adoptive parents, but he's just on his healing journey and in the end he comes out on the right end.
1. Kristoff (“Frozen,” 2013)
The most unproblematic Disney prince of all time?
Kristoff makes it a point to get to know each other before vowing to love each other.
He has a super-solid social network (well, it consists of trolls and a reindeer, but better than nothing), healthy boundaries, and is friendly with Anna through her Hans troubles, even though he has feelings for her.
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