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Kourtney Kardashian, who recently gave birth to Rocky, her fourth child, and her first with her partner Travis Scott, published a shocking (not) confession, a kind of coming out of the closet as "autosexual".
So first of all, well done Courtney, on the marketing mob - there's no better way to get people to come to your random lifestyle site than to publish a coming out post on it.
The problem is, no matter how many internet dictionaries this appears as a legitimate concept - there is no such thing as autosexual, because everyone is autosexual.
If you dig deep on the web, you can find several attempts to define the concept, but really, look at how trying it sounds: "Are you autosexual? The short answer is yes, most likely. Actually, we all are, at least a little. The word means 'a person who turns on By engaging in his eroticism.'
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, so all women are like that to one degree or another, what which already takes the sting out of her "coming out of the closet", because autosexuality is the basis of any sexual attraction or feeling of sensuality in any person - always what precedes a feeling of sensuality or passionate sexual behavior is seeing yourself as sexy - sex is already the result - the person we are most attracted to , he is usually the one through whose eyes we see the most desirable image of ourselves.
I will go even further and claim that love is all about doing this thing for each other successfully and for a long time, plus some series that you both like to watch and maybe also a similar taste in food.
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I don't mean to belittle, God forbid, but in every love story it turns out in the end that people love each other mainly as long as it's good for them, and it is known that a good relationship promotes healthier self-love.
A bad relationship, on the other hand, can severely damage the sense of self-worth, because ultimately the relationship also happens between us and ourselves.
After all, the partner actually goes out with our patterns most of the time, and we use each other as a counter, to get closer to ourselves.
So of course attraction is mainly focused on our good feeling about ourselves.
"While masturbation is the most obvious example," the commentary continues, "autosexuality may extend beyond sexual behavior to include a sense of
longing or desire for oneself
. It can also be the ability to turn oneself on through looking at, visualizing, touching or smelling oneself."
Well, thanks for the repulsive wording that forces me to imagine people sticking their hand in their armpits and then smelling it in the office.
The next thing that comes to my mind is probably men, because that's what comes to mind when you imagine someone with his hand in his balls.
Judging by their need to touch themselves, glorify their organs and fuck in front of mirrors, it can be said with a great degree of confidence that they are also mainly attracted to themselves, and there you are, as long as you don't prevent it from happening.
And if you ask what the difference is between auto-sexuality, auto-romance, and auto-eroticism, the experts will say that sexual tendencies can include not only sexual feelings but also romantic feelings."
What does that mean?
"These don't always have to match - a person can identify as heterosexual while still bi- Romantic, or having romantic feelings for both sexes.
People may identify with more than one sexual or romantic orientation at different times.
Additionally, people who are autoromantic consider their relationship with themselves to be one in which they both give and receive love, while people who are autosexual feel a strong sexual attraction to themselves."
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Kourtney's examples of everyday autosexuality are also ripping: "That might mean wearing sexy lingerie, even if your partner barely gives it a second glance. It might mean doing your hair and makeup so you feel good and pumped up," or "It might mean washing Love yourself in the bath and enjoy your body. It can be dancing in the mirror in a cute outfit."
In short, Courtney says that it is important for an autosexual person to feel good about himself in order to feel sexual?
Like - like what everyone has known for a hundred years?
"Learn to love yourselves"?
Like Disney offers us?
Soon she will say that it is recommended to "do the right thing".
And if autosexuality has five definitions that are all amorphous, what is the obsession with coming up with such a specific definition for it?
By the way, the reservations are not over: "Like most human characteristics, autosexuality is a spectrum that most of us are on - some may identify as autosexual only. Most people, however, integrate autosexuality as part of a broader sexual repertoire, which also includes activation by sex with a partner".
Serially "turned on by having sex with a partner"?
Enough, enough with the nonsense.
It's impossible for anyone who writes a foreign word to add a hyphen and the word sexy to it, excuse himself with the excuse that "everything is on a continuum" and we'll continue to go over it in silence. Enough of fucking your brain, wear something cute and go dance in front of a mirror.
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