The playlists of Argentine politics should reduce sworn statements to a simple CV.
In the case of our President they say that his is "imperial."
Javier Milei would have "absolutist hearing", a kind of sonorous and monarchical distortion of the famous absolute hearing that, for example, Charly García boasts.
Otorhinolaryngologists consulted believe that it is a wisdom that is acquired by listening to dogs barking in an elevator.
"The howling of a pack is healthier than listening to Yoko Ono," the President reportedly said near one of his cloned dogs.
A deep (and sandy) throat would have filtered out Mr. President's favorite songs.
Now we know what Milei listens to between one adjustment and another.
Flowers (Miley Cyrus)
Let's tell the truth: how long did it take you to realize that
Flowers
, by Miley Cyrus, is Fátima Florez and Javier Milei's favorite song because, precisely, they are "Flowers" and Milei?
I want to break free (Queen)
Freddie Mercury, the leader of Queen, sang about freedom.
Photo: AP
"I want to be free," sang Freddie Mercury.
Very soon freedom will be a ham and cheese treat.
Freedom: a word that became a registered trademark of the Government in power.
It is generally heard associated with "carajo", which is nothing more than a tribute to Mirtha Legrand's "shit, damn".
Taxman (The Beatles)
In the Beatles' lyrics, money was always serious.
Taxman
, included on the album
Revolver
, is by George Harrison.
It will go down in eternity as an ultra-libertarian ode that already called for "chainsaw" in the crazy sixties.
Violent Pensioners (Illya Kuryaki and the Valderramas)
Dante Spinetta
and
Emmanuel Horvilleur
are two forwards since they were part of Pechugo.
How long until being retired and being buried are synonymous?
A sequel to The Snow Society
is coming
with a retiree crossing the Andes Mountains in flip flops.
Money (Pink Floyd)
Roger Waters, the author of "Money."
Photo: EFE
In her rock past, Milei would have written the song with Roger Waters.
The original lyrics said "There's no money."
Later the zombie success would arrive with people singing "No hay plata" in squares throughout the country.
Part of religion (Charly García)
"Libertarianism" has its dogmas, its terms and its contradictions.
"It's part of religion to kill, it's part of religion to lie...", García sings.
Just as faith moves mountains, there are "idiots" who believe in the State and Milei doesn't tell them anything.
José Mercado (Seru Girán)
Pedro Aznar, David Lebón, Charly García and Oscar Moro: Serú Girán.
"José Mercado buys everything imported...Persian rugs...rubber dolls...Smell of France and digital"
.
The only thing missing is that the dinosaurs have not disappeared.
Outside (Caifanes)
During the electoral campaign they say that Milei listened to him often, especially when he expanded on the ministries he would eliminate.
The "Outside!", Milei version, caught on: a libertarian candidate from the United States imitated our President by wanting to eliminate even the FBI: "Outside!!!"
Panic Show (La Renga)
Milei's favorite song, with which she opened her speeches, even had a message for the president.
"Attention Javier, the Lion wants to eat the caste and it turns out that they are all next to you," roared Gustavo "Chizzo" Nápoli, the controversial frontman of La Renga.
It's coming (Bersuit Vergarabat)
It doesn't matter when you hear this topic, it applies to all the governments of this blessed country.
The song that says "the explosion of my guitar is coming, of your government too" was used during Milei's political campaign.
He who warns does not betray, and even more so if the one who warns is now president.
Bersuit sent a document letter to Milei so that she would not use it anymore.
Ballad for a madman (Astor Piazzolla/Horacio Ferrer)
Raúl Lavie performed it at the gala held in honor of the newly elected Javier Milei.
That celebration took place at the Teatro Colón.
She is considered an all-out defense of madness.
"Piantao", María Becerra, is a lunfardo term from the River Plate slang that means "alienated", "crazy".
Here is a version of the Polish Goyeneche with Astor Piazzolla.
Telephone wig (Charly García)
Underrated topic that deserved its hair recognition.
Pedro Aznar said that
the song is "directly a skid
. "
Those were the times when calls cost fortunes and the telephone was measured.
In
Amadeus
, a film by
Milos Forman
, Mozart tries on three wigs that he loves.
“Gee, why don't I have three heads.”
Street Guide (Alberto Cortez)
Nicole Neumann
passed by
and said: "The thing about Milei and the dogs is a lot."
Cristina has or had Simón, her Chavista dog.
Macri sat Balcarce in Rivadavia's chair.
Alberto made Dylan and Milei famous, Conan.
Lenin had a cat called "Cat" in the Russian language.
He didn't say "meow," he said "Marx."
One fact: the death of the author of "Callejero" coincided with International Street Dog Day.
Captain Beto's ring (Luis Alberto Spinetta)
The righteous pay for sinners.
In reality, Milei was aimed at the feminist collective, LGTBQ+ and social organizations, but users who pay for a ticket as if it were a Chandon fell into the same bag.
"There goes Captain Beto through space/Carlito's photo on the command..." Traveling by public transportation or as El Indio wrote: "Luxury is vulgarity."