As of: March 17, 2024, 6:00 p.m
By: Boris Forstner
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At the end, all Singspiel participants were on stage: (from left) Christian Lindner (Thomas Henneke), Thomas Lippmann (Oliver Kellermann), Andrea Jochner-Weiß (Anna Eberle), Annalena Baerbock (Lena Eberle), Robert Habeck (Michael Eberle) , Karl Lauterbach (Daniel Blum), Olaf Scholz (Michael Reith), Hubert Aiwanger (Max Bertl) and Markus Söder (Luitpold Braun).
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The closure of the Schongau hospital and the Berlin traffic light coalition were the two dominant topics at the 24th Schockerberg, the traditional strong beer festival of the Schongau CSU in the Jakob-Pfeiffer-Haus.
The more than 300 guests were once again thoroughly entertained at the two events on Friday and Saturday.
Schongau
- It's like an annual class reunion when the CSU community flocks to Schockerberg.
Deserving members such as the Ring of Honor bearers, along with the mayors and the Bundestag member Alexander Dobrindt, who came directly from Berlin, are asked onto the stage to tap (which local chairman Oliver Kellermann did much better than last year, even if he forgot the “O'zapf is!”) .
On his 60th birthday, Kellermann himself receives a gift with warm words from moderator Daniel Blum and Kornelia Funke, whereupon Kellermann exuberantly shouts “the third beer is on me” into the hall.
Cheers to Schockerberg: Organizers and guests of honor treated themselves to the first sip (from left) Oliver Kellermann, Paul Huber, Alexander Dobrindt, Max Bertl, Peter Blüml, Markus Bader, Manfred Schmid, Georg Guggemos, Helmut Hunger, Josef Taffertshofer, Georg Epple and Helmut Schmidbauer.
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There was no restriction on the quantity of beer for Lent preacher Tobias Kalbitzer, alias “Brother Blatero”, but only on stage, as he complained - which is why he quickly toasted the audience and drank half a pint on Ex, as was the tradition.
“Marcus Graf is here too,” he greeted the music school director, who was playing with the town band, and assured him, alluding to the dispute with the local church leader: “Don’t worry, Pastor Marxer isn’t coming!”
It is now just called the Weilheim district
Kalbitzer then worked on the topic of hospitals.
“Welcome to the death zone,” he said and that CSU city councilor Dr.
Unfortunately, Jiri Faltis couldn't be there this evening "because he's on his 56th emergency medical mission in a row."
Kalbitzer only spoke of “Krankenhaus Weilheim GmbH” and the Weilheim district, because Schongau no longer exists.
And he asked the Schongauers who were born in the local hospital to stand up and said to the audience: “These are the last real Schongauers, because there are no more.”
Distributed properly: Lenten preacher Tobias Kalbitzer as “Brother Blatero”.
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Otherwise there wasn't much going on, "but luckily there are neighboring communities," said Kalbitzer.
In addition to the “Schongau suburb of Peiting” with its snow clearing problems, there is also the Hohenfurcher rural youth, which was acknowledged with an excited “uhhhh...” from the audience.
After their shouts of “foreigners out” at the Landsberger Gaudiwurm, he called them “Hohenfurcher Jugend, abbreviated HJ”, but didn’t put too much emphasis on it – after all, there are some idiots everywhere, no matter where you go.
“But you can stop this nonsense,” he warned.
Kalbitzer made fun of the pigeon problem (“they have almost a cinema and a human life on their conscience”), he said, alluding to the week-long warehouse closure, and he spoke about the high fluctuation among city councilors.
Finally, he speculated about the future CSU mayoral candidates in order to prevent Falk Sluyterman from running for a third term, and suggested, among others, Fritz Zwack and René Repper – or Pastor Marxer, “he will soon have time”.
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But his favorite is Peiting's mayor Peter Ostenrieder: He has Schongau incorporated and as mayor will run the Ammer-Lech-Land together with Thomas Lippmann as managing director, who will receive a 45-year contract.
“And I trust the people of Schongau to do that.
“They almost elected a Rasta man as mayor,” he said, amused.
As always, fascinating: Marianne Porsche-Rohrer's rhyme lecture, delivered from memory.
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This time Marianne Porsche-Rohrer appeared as a city gardener and had incorporated many plays of colors into her rhymes, which she recited from memory, all of which can be brought to a common denominator: black like elderberry or dark beer are good, red (organic tomato juice) and green (weed) bad: “An excess of green foods in our country is now known to be unhealthy.
It gives us stomach pains and bloating, nausea and headaches from morning to night.” Free voters and the AfD also got their fat off.
Good debut: Ratschkathln Lotte (Claudia Martin, right) and Gundi (Barbara Rosenstetter).
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The audience was excited to see the new additions to the program: Lotte and Gundi (Claudia Martin and Barbara Rosenstetter) replaced Markus Wühr and, as Ratschkathln, talked their way through political topics, of course especially the Schongau hospital: “This is now an MVZ: It’s probably closed.” said Lotte, and they both made fun of the district councilors who nodded everything off.
Due to the closed obstetric center, the place of birth would now always be Landsberg, Kaufbeuren or Starnberg on the birth certificate - or, if you don't make it in time, "B17er and B23er," said Gundi.
This year, the Singspiel managed to bring all political areas under one roof: Under the title “Terror of the Seas”, Markus Söder (Luitpold Braun) and Hubert Aiwanger (Max Bertl) sat on a deserted island and guarded their treasure, which, however, aroused desire from the disoriented ship with the federal government and also from district administrator Andrea Jochner-Weiß (Anna Eberle), who also stopped by with hospital managing director Thomas Lippmann (Oliver Kellermann) after their ship called “Krankenhaus Schongau” ran aground on a “hospital life raft”.
Run aground: The traffic light coalition members (from left) Annalena Baerbock (Lena Eberle), Karl Lauterbach (Daniel Blum), Robert Habeck (Michael Eberle), Olaf Scholz (Michael Reith) and Christian Lindner (Thomas Henneke) argue about the right course .
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The eternally arguing Braun and Bertl offered a spectacle in front of a great backdrop (“You Debb with two B!” “You Oaschloch with two O!”), with Bertl achieving the feat, thanks to his really successful Aiwanger imitation including the appropriate language, rather than Franconian moderately gifted Braun to play against the wall.
And Eberle fooled around with Kellermann, only to later emphasize that there was of course no truth to the relationship rumors.
At the end, an ode to home
The songs had a serious background, but were, as always, fun (“What shall we do with the sleeping Olaf” or “Adieu, poor Germany”).
The staff of the stranded traffic light boat, which had previously stopped in the Marijuana Bay and the Citizens' Money Atoll, quickly hijacked the Bavarians, but the treasure chest only contained beer, a model of Neuschwanstein Castle and an FC Bayern jersey – like the people, nature and air, true treasures for Bavaria, but not materially.
The Singspiel ended with a shared ode to home.
The Hohenfurcher fire brigade band traditionally brought the end, and it was interesting to see how frontman Jürgen Fischer reacted to the scandal among the rural youth.
But after a clear confession (“We are proud to be Hohenfurcher and stand by our rural youth”) and a dig at the local newspaper (“We are banned from the press, local newspaper pfüa Gott”) he remained harmless in this regard.
The entry of the Hohenfurcher fire brigade band with Jürgen Fischer.
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In return, he distributed it elsewhere - of course traditionally against the host CSU, to which he dedicated the Spider Murphy Gang song “Where, where is CSÜ?” (“Welcome to the club of the eternal second”).
But Mayor Sluyterman also had to listen to a lot, the mini ice skating rink on Marienplatz was an issue and the “wretched bad country”.
Of course, the traffic lights were not left out, favorite victim Ricarda Lang from the Greens was once again treated to a mocking song (“Born to eat fries”).
And in the end, Fischer called for people to emulate the English: “What they can do, Bavaria has been able to do for a long time.
We have to go back to the Prince Regent, let's go to the state of Tyrol.” And because, according to Fischer, people were no longer allowed to sing “Black-brown is the hazelnut,” the band quickly left the hall with the text “White-blue is the hazelnut.”
Even if it's hard to believe, the almost five hours flew by.