This article comes from Figaro magazine
So there, someone is going to have to pick up our arms... Our colleagues from Le
Parisien
noted this incredible story: a woman called the police one evening to report that a man was masturbating in the courtyard of the Sainte-Marie Catholic school in Levallois-Perret.
It appears that the man in question was the director.
The police discovered him in his office, half naked with sex toys and a syringe.
The individual explained – phew!
- having in fact masturbated not in the courtyard but in his office, after injecting himself with a synthetic drug, 3-MMC.
We can imagine the shock of the parents of students faced with these revelations worthy of a Jean-Pierre Mocky film.
It’s a bit like if an LFI activist came across a party leader reading
Mein Kampf
in a public toilet…
To stay on ludicrous ground, we learn that the National Assembly will examine a bill formulated by the deputy of Guadeloupe...
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