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Samuel Fitoussi: “Aya Nakamura recites Raymond Aron, Estanguet on her kayak... The funny opening ceremony of the Olympics”

2024-04-08T06:15:27.935Z

Highlights: Le Figaro imagines the opening ceremony of the 2024 Olympic Games. The convoy carrying the Olympic flame is stuck in traffic jams on the Paris ring road. Bruno Le Maire passes among the spectators with a piggy bank. The flag-bearing athletes parade, each on a sailboat. But the wind blows less strongly than expected: Novak Djokovic… This article is reserved for subscribers. You have 80% left to discover. Unlock all items immediately. Test for €0.99 Already subscribed? Log in.


CHRONICLE - Every week, for Le Figaro, our columnist takes an ironic look at the news. Today, he imagines the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games going (almost) without a hitch.


On the evening of July 26, 2024, the eyes of the whole world are fixed on the Seine, where the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games is taking place.

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7:30

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​The ceremony was slow to begin, the convoy carrying the Olympic flame being stuck in traffic jams on the Paris ring road.

8:30

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​Bruno Le Maire - made up, barefoot and disguised as a beggar - passes among the spectators with a piggy bank: he is trying to raise funds to repay the public debt.

10:30

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​The Olympic flame finally arrives, carried by an individual slaloming on water skis on the Seine. Who is it ? Some rumors spoke of a surprise guest: Brad Pitt, Barack Obama or Sydney Sweeney. Could it be that… But yes, it’s really him: Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès!

11:00

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​The flag-bearing athletes parade, each on a sailboat (motor boats, once considered, are abandoned, due to eco-responsibility). Problem: the wind blows less strongly than expected: Novak Djokovic…

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