The soccer final 2020 - how it went

Without Corona, this weekend would have been the last game day in the lower football leagues. Dieter Priglmeir reveals what would have happened in the sports whisper.

Even without a pandemic, we would have exceptional conditions this weekend - at various master and promotion / relegation or whatever celebrations. The last game day of the lower football leagues would have been scheduled for Sunday. Corona screwed this up for us, but come on in, come on in, don't miss anything here. We reveal here how it would have turned out.

And for that we first switch to A-Class 7 in Eichenkofen, where - world sensation - there are six Ippische on the pitch: the brothers Jonas, Lukas and Seppi, their father Albert and Uncle Thomas, and even City Councilor Gerhard is allowed to go. “I am happy to help out so that our boys can spare themselves for the Giggerl festival. That is much more important, ”says the oldie. Speaking of seasonal goals: our district league teams already reached them two weeks earlier. FC Finsing receives 20 points from the BFV due to its great toilet roll video (yes, the club shot it completely independently of the corona) and remains in the league as well as TSV Dorfen. He brought Wiggerl Donbeck back. The ex-and-now-again coach talks to his boys so strongly that the opponents give up beforehand. You only have one request: He shouldn't be speaking in her cabin in the future.

FC Moosinning still rises because coach Helmut Lucksch ends the youth craze and Rupert Lanzinger scores the decisive goal. His brother Martin is holding zero at the back. "It wasn't a problem, only this pass-back rule is strange," says the goalkeeper, who yells at Libero Karl Thumbs several times.

FC Schwaig can again participate in the relegation marathon, which the bus companies are also happy about. As is well known, all of Schwaig drives to every away game.

FC Lengdorf's promotion to the district league is certain, even if football boss Anton Bauer is still slightly skeptical before the game against FC Erding. "It'll be fine," coach Franco Soave reassures him. "The 26 point lead should be enough."

Maxi Bauer tinkers with the triple one class: As a player coach, he succeeds with SC Moosen in the district league. He framed the master celebration personally as the front man of the Tetrapack group. And during the breaks he wrote his doctoral thesis for studying mechanical engineering.

In the A-Class 7, the champions have been known since the penultimate matchday, which is good for SV Eintracht Berglern, because he has no play, which is not a disadvantage after the long week of partying. Anton Scherer, SVE veteran and mayor for a few weeks, has the whole team registered in the Golden Book. It is still under legal scrutiny whether he can actually grant the boys tax exemption for life.

Showdown in A-Class 8, where TSV Isen meets DJK Ottenhofen in the last game of the season. Thanks to his five goals, Daniel Stangl shoots the TSV into the district class. That he then flies off the pitch again because of complaining - free. For the top scorer, however, it is not enough for Stangl or Flo Rupprecht, who puts together an eight pack in one day (six goals in the district league, another two as a joker in the Wörther Reserve). Because Zoran Pejic sets a new record with 68 goals and once again wins the Erdinger Weißbräu goal bonus (one box per goal). His club SpVgg Neuching (goal difference 69:20 - an own goal is included) is fifth and will have to do without Pejic in the future, which opens a beverage trade. Ottenhofen is looking forward to the promotion game against the district classics TuS Oberding, whose coach Hans Bruckmeier will take over the DJK in the coming season.

Yes, the TuS has to go into the relegation because Türkgücü Erding actually shot out of the basement. How did that happen? Gökmen Uluhan, who is now a trainer, manager, chairman and place organizer in personal union, was able to win Hasan Kivran as a sponsor. The in turn brought a few players from Türkgücü Munich. However, the Erdinger Turks are not entirely happy. Instead of going straight to class, they would have preferred a relegation game against their Altenerding spec. Kivran is offended and leaves the club on Uluhan's advice ("Schleich di!") - but not without the Merkur CUP hero from Türkgücü (winning the grand finale 2020) a 20-year contract for his next project (somewhere in Erding , please fill out yourself).

By the way: Altenerding doesn't make it to the Reli anyway, the violets prefer to take care of their lavish 100th anniversary. It also increases in Langengeisling, where there is a faux pas on the last matchday: Sebastian Held, coach of BSG Taufkirchen, celebrates a FCL goal. "I'm sorry, but they have such nice blue jerseys, and now they also have their clubhouse all in blue," the lion fan apologizes to his players. The FCL is second in the district league. FC Eitting, whose most dangerous weapon is Marco Höferth's hammer, lands just behind. Already in the preliminary round he scored against the BSG from 70 meters. Before the last game, Moosburg's coach Christian Grüll warns against Höferth's dangerous standards: "Only a five-man wall will help if Marco takes measures when kicking off."

In the district class, coach Wojtek Wojciechowskie has a lot of fun by running himself up and putting up his two sons and four nephews (all with double names) from his Polish homeland. The spectators wonder who is faster: the stadium announcer with the team line-up or the workers at the Finsinger stadium construction. At the end we switch again to Eichenkofen, where at the end there is no more Ippisch on the court. No, not because of red cards (okay, one was there), but because the SpVgg lets the entire A-youth play with a special permit in the second half. The boys (some are only 14) can look forward to their first victory in the SpVgg dress. Opponents of Torpedo see it easily. Player coach Dominik Dorsch: “We won twice against Langenpreising this year. More is not possible anyway. "

DIETER PRIGLMEIR

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