"Me, I'm giving advice to Paris Saint-Germain, our French genius must stay in Ligue 1!"
"Take back, in their sauce, the hymn of" Restos du cœur "and make sing the" Enfoirés of French football ", this is how the comedians of the" Sopronos "in turn try to convince Kylian Mbappé to extend his adventure in the Championship of France.
After more official requests from Neymar, Noël Le Graët and even from the Minister of Sports, Roxana Maracineanu, it is in music and in the tone of derision that Julien Cazarre, Sébastien Thoen, Thomas Séraphine or the former troublemaker of “Téléfoot”, Paul de Saint-Sernin, also called on the world champion not to set sail.
Fan of football, the group of comedians, which makes video pastilles for Winamax, had hit the headlines last November by caricaturing the very right-handed side of "the hour of the pros", the program of Pascal Praud on CNews.
A parody that had hardly amused in the upper echelons of the television group since Thoen had even been dismissed from Canal + in the process.
"It's not really football anymore if Kyky gets the trunk"
Little chance, this time, that the pastichés growl.
In the clip broadcast by the Paris site Winamax, the comedians in fact use the codes of the famous charity piece written and composed by Jean-Jacques Goldman in the heart of the 1980s. A few small details.
Gathered in the studio, headphones on their ears and serious faces, like the real ones, this time the singers are all dressed in a Ligue 1 club jersey. A way of emphasizing a little more on the message: without Kylian Mbappé, the Ligue 1, it's not worth anything!
"Ok it's not Bernabeu 🎵
Gaston-Gérard, Roudourou, but it's nice Francis-Le-Blé ... 🎤
Stay with us, Kylian Mbappéééé! 🎶" pic.twitter.com/5a09JZLMTn
- Winamax Sport (@WinamaxSport) March 4, 2021
“Today, we no longer have a choice”, moreover, says the chorus “to refourgue our rights, wanking and wooden matches”.
And to insist: "Today, we have no choice, it is worth slipping our championship" before directly aposing the player: "OK it's not Bernabeu, Gaston-Gérard, the Roudourou, resume- they all in chorus, but it's nice Francis-Le Blé, stay with us Kylian Mbappé.
This love song swears that "it's more football if Kyky gets the trunk", that without him, "there will be more interest in playing baballe.
Aware that staying could be a sacrifice in his quest for the greatest individual reward, the singers even go so far as to try to console the PSG striker.
"OK you don't have the head of a Golden Ball yet, but you already have Henri Salvador's face."
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“The process is very simple,” says Julien Cazarre.
We say to ourselves: given the level of the L1 in terms of stars, if the clubs want to sell it to Bolloré for more than 500 balls, it is better that Kylian stays.
It is difficult to say if the initiative will bear fruit, but in view of the tens of thousands of views this Thursday evening, just hours after its broadcast, the song has already had its small success.