Christoph Dondl is something like the top scorer of SV Buch am Buchrain.
He has hit the post once in the season so far.
Buch am Buchrain - The district class kicker have not come any closer to the opposing housing in five games so far. The balance of horror: five bankruptcies, 17 goals against - and zero goals. Said shot on the post on Tuesday in the 0: 4 against Moosen, we can not count, even if there was pity in the game. “That was our best chance”, sums up coach Ronny Karsch with gallows humor - and lets a long “Aaaaaber” follow: “We're not last!” That's right: FC Hörgersdorf is even worse off - but has already made seven stalls.
"De foin ja a no alloa zamm in front of the goal!", SVB veteran and former goalscorer Otto Simon was shocked to discover.
That was already the case twice in the current season: a booker alone in a wide hallway in front of the opposing housing, and in the end "stumbled", as coach Karsch put it.
At the moment there is also a bit of luck missing, as is typical in difficult situations.
You're definitely unlucky when it comes to the health of the players.
Dominic Fumelli - who has actually been the man with the built-in gate guarantee in Buch for years - injured himself against Moosen.
The outer tape has probably broken.
"The players heard it crack," says Karsch.
The second shock of the Tuesday game: Michael Semmler's tape is at least stretched. The two injured are already included in the just 13 men who were on the score sheet. One of the two substitutes: Oldie Waldemar Herdt, a tender 48 years old. The second substitute: Erkan Haxhiu. Too bad that Philipp Simon also suffered a bruised rib. “Then there were only ten of us,” says Karsch dryly. The club canceled the second team at the beginning of the season.
Seven players are now injured, goalkeeper Stefan Auer also had a pinch after the Moosen game.
"If necessary, we can play with eight or nine men," said Karsch with a shrug on Wednesday.
Before the game scheduled for Sunday at 3 p.m. at home against the strong climbers from Berglern, they picked up the phone - maybe rather embarrassed?
After some back and forth, the game now takes place.
He will get twelve men together, said the coach on Friday.
Oldie Herdt included again.
A lot of defense, but there is no strength in the front, Karsch observed.
And Otto Simon becomes even clearer: "There is a lack of the whole set-up of the game."
Karsch, a Unterhachinger, only took over the troop at the beginning of the season. “It's difficult for a new coach. But you give up, ”emphasizes the 50-year-old. And his boys would also go 100 percent, after training or a game you go out to eat together. The training session on Thursday was canceled as a precaution - not that one of the few who remained was injured again.
Karsch has already experienced a lot as a coach. He was promoted twice with FC Alemannia Munich, up to the district league. There he also trained with FC Eintracht Munich, with SV Neuperlach he competed in the district class. As a player, the Munich G'wachs was a defender - that doesn't help when scoring goals, at least on paper. So let's ask the former goalgetter Otto Simon again. "It's crazy, I can't even scold the players, they try," he said. Maybe get the crowbar out, that's his recipe. “Swim out from behind, and Fumelli does it right up front,” says Simon - at least when he's fit again. Don't worry about a header, maybe take a free kick faster, that's his suggestion, so that things go better soon.
Just like Karsch, Simon remains optimistic.
Hörgersdorf is currently even worse in the table anyway, Isen and Oberding have also observed Simon - none of them better than SV Buch, he thinks.
Simon is now 57 years old.
That would be only nine years more than said Waldemar Herdt.
Maybe he won't let himself be seduced into making a comeback after all to solve the Buch booth problem?
Wolfgang Unterreiner, former sweeper at FC Erding, recently said to him that he would bet that it would come that way, says Simon with a laugh.
But he himself rules that out.
“I played my last game when I was 46.” And it will stay that way.
Five games without a goal of their own?
“I haven't had such lulls too often,” says Simon.
He scored 44 goals in one season for FC Inning in the district class, and 38 in the same league for Buch.
"At the moment it would be good if we just shoot one," he says with a smile.
Professionals who also have to be patient:
Cheer up, dear Bucher!
There are also some stars from the professional business who haven't scored a goal this season.
Lionel Messi,
for example. Ok, so far he has only had a brief assignment with Paris. Or his teammate
Neymar
- ok, also only one game so far. Then there is
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
from AC Milan. Well, he's hurt. But
Max Kruse
from Union Berlin already had three games to play.
Harry Kane
(Tottenham),
Jadon Sancho
(Manchester United),
Timo Werner
(Chelsea FC),
Toni Kroos
(Real Madrid) and our Dorfener
have also made at least two (goalless) appearances
Andreas Voglsammer
(Union Berlin). So: Nothing is lost yet, dear SV book!