The 333 and other Erdinger crazy ideas
Created: 12/24/2021, 10:00 AM
From: Dieter Priglmeir
The Schwaiger bus - big enough for gifts?
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We are in the packing station.
Boss and Christkindl talk.
Christkindl:
Boss, where is my sleigh? The delivery presses slowly.
Boss
: Look, I have a surprise for you.
Christkindl:
Ui, is there any presents for me today? That would be the first time in over 2000 years.
Boss:
Look there. This year you will deliver the presents with it.
Christkindl:
With the FC Schwaig team bus? Where did you get it from?
Boss:
They have a car dealership and there were the leasing rates ...
Christkindl:
Don't you think that you are gradually exaggerating your connections to the Schwaigers? Promotion, winning streak in the regional league, now maybe Bayern league?
Boss
: Yes, I have to make up for it somewhere.
Christkindl: Don't start again with Oliver Zeidler.
Boss
(stubborn): Yes, I am.
He's also from Schwa and trained so hard for the Olympics.
And then he in Japan gets this bow wave.
That braked his boat straight away.
Christkindl: Yes, that was a wave.
That can happen.
You are not all powerful.
Boss
(even more stubborn): I already am.
Christkindl:
Yes, but not the Lord of the Tides.
Boss:
I am too.
Christkindl:
Well ...
Boss
(irritated): What?
Christkindl:
It worked out great this year. Or was the deluge on the Erdingen soccer fields intentional? But what do you do with Olli now? Boss: Maybe that he is with the Schwaiger footballers ...
Christkindl:
Well, he doesn't want to learn another sport. Just let him train in peace. It'll be fine again. What about the other footballers?
Boss
: What others?
Christkindl:
The one from Erding, for example.
Boss:
Oh, that's football too?
Christkindl: Hey, that's mean, they really try. You even gave them their own league this year.
Boss
: Yes, the E-League.
Christkindl:
Others say it is A-Class 7.
Boss
(shows a few sheets of paper): Look what that got me into.
Christkindl:
wish list?
Boss:
Yes from Altham Forest, Schachtjor Schollbach and Partizan Pretzen - they also want to be in the E-League.
Christkindl:
A-Class 7.
Boss: It's
a cross.
Christkindl:
Let's go to the ice-hackers, what do they get?
Boss:
Nothing.
Christkindl:
But that's not much.
Boss:
They received a lot of presents last year.
Christkindl:
Aha?
Boss:
The Erdinger are allowed to play in the newly renovated stadium, and Dorfen is now being trained personally by Knecht Rupprecht.
Christkindl:
But both of them are not doing well.
Boss:
It's gonna be wieda. If necessary, the league mode is changed so that nobody gets relegated.
Christkindl
(pointing to a bottle of schnapps)
: What
about
that?
Boss:
The athletes from Dorfen get that.
Christkindl:
Very strange gift.
Boss:
Small compensation for having to continue training on the 333-meter track. Schnapps number, you understand.
Christkindl:
Didn't you promise them a 400 meter run? How could this have happened?
Boss:
I am the lord of the tides, but not the lord of the councilors. Your special, Aloysius, had sent my divine advice especially, but the gentlemen and ladies councilors in Dorfen are a little bit their own.
Christkindl:
What a shame, and we wanted to turn the district into a sports mecca.
Boss:
Well, Mecca is not necessarily my responsibility now.
Christkindl:
You already know what I mean. But there is your other idea. Are you really bringing the Olympics to Erding? But that will be a tough job.
Boss:
No problem, I've outsourced that. This Erdinger athletics family takes care of that for me. What's your mother's name again: Kerstin Wirbler?
Christkindl:
Weber. But how will that work? The hall in the Gerd-Vogt-Sportpark doesn't even have a grandstand.
Boss:
Are spectators currently allowed in competitions?
Christkindl:
Wow, you mean, the Erdingen city council already knew that back then when they planned the hall without spectator stands?
Boss
(laughs)
: I have no idea what they were thinking and planning. Let's go over the gifts again.
Christkindl
(looks at the gift table)
: What else do we have there? There are dancing shoes and boxing gloves - what should Simon Zachenhuber get now?
Boss
: I have to ask RTL about that first.
Christkindl:
Stefan Lex would like a new strike partner with the Lions. Boss: It won't be anything this year.
Christkindl:
no soccer player in stock?
Boss
: Dozens, but no one with enough sheep's head knowledge.
Christkindl:
Andi Voglsammer would like to play in an E-League again.
Boss
(beaming):
Really now?
Christkindl:
Not in the Erdinger League. In a real European league. Conference Cup, for example.
Boss:
Ah, so that applies.
According to me.
It's easy.
Christkindl:
And then there are the Altenerdingen handball players.
Boss:
The same wish as last year?
Christkindl:
Yes, relegation.
Boss:
But I can't cancel the league again.
Christkindl:
How about we just park the Schwaiger team bus in front of your gate?
Boss:
Good idea, but then you'd have to take the sledge again.
Christkindl:
Oh, I can do that.
For 2000 years.
DIETER PRIGLMEIR