Because of an "extraordinarily sized organ": Leo Messi got a new nickname
Rodrigo de Paul and Papo Gomes replaced the "flea" with "ferret", and in Argentina they claim: according to players who shared a dressing room with him, it is related to "a very specific part of his body"
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25/09/2022
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In Argentina, they are trying to trace the reasons for the new nickname that Leo Messi received recently, and they are raising a surprising and rather voyeuristic theory.
In recent days, the players of the Argentina national team, led by Papo Gomes and Rodrigo de Paul, have started calling the PSG star "Comadreja" - ferret in Spanish.
As you know, Messi's famous nickname is "the flea", but recently his teammates are using a new nickname.
In Messi's homeland they tried to understand what the change meant, and players in the national team who were asked about it left quite a bit of room for interpretation.
From there the rumors began to run rampant, and last night (Saturday) on the "Ola" website they put forward the following argument: the nickname in question was given to Messi because of "a very specific part of his body, which, according to players who shared a dressing room with him in the past, is unusually large."
Wicked speculation or real evidence?
Messi with Papo Gomes and his partner Antonella Roccuzzo (photo: Walla! NEWS system, Doron Sheiner)
In "Ola" they did not explain which organ it was exactly, but the hint was well understood, and surfers around the world who did an "investigation" discovered that the male genital organ of a ferret is located in the center of its abdomen, and is considered to be large in relation to its body dimensions.
Messi and his partner Antonella Roccuzzo rarely reveal personal details about their lives, but Roccuzzo has previously said that they "enjoy a healthy sex life."
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At the same time, embarrassing details about Messi from the bedroom were also published in the past.
In 2016, the Argentinian model Juana Gonzalez said that she had sex with the admired footballer when he was at the beginning of his career, and was not particularly impressed by his performance.
"It happened many years ago, when Messi was very young. He knew what he was doing and what he wanted," she said.
"His security man told me there was someone I really had to meet. I was very curious to know who it was, and when I found out it was my idol Messi, I froze in place."
Gonzalez added that "he acted like a jerk, because he sent his security guard to me and didn't approach me himself. When we started talking I realized he was a very shy guy. We talked a bit, and after a few minutes of talking we went to his apartment."
"Like a corpse in bed"?
Messi with Antonella (photo: official website, Instagram, antonelaroccuzzo)
"The truth is that I expected more from him in bed," she said, "but apparently when you give your all on the field, you expect to be rewarded in bed. That's how I felt about him. He barely moved, and was very passive. At one point it really felt like being with a corpse."
And we wonder: Are the publications from July that Cristiano Ronaldo "enlarged his penis like a porn star" also related to the never-ending competition with his arch-rival?
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