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Fear of riots: your heart should burn and not Paris

2022-12-14T12:05:26.822Z


Riots are feared in Paris. To prevent the destruction, I can only think of one solution. The charming duo of experts from ARD has to get going.


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In Paris, 10,000 police officers are mobilized for fear of riots.

Riots are feared if Morocco lose to France tonight.

Riots are also feared if Morocco wins against France tonight.

Many sociologists and street workers are sure to deal with the topic of rioting.

Today I want to make an alternative proposal.

I'm firmly convinced that after just a few minutes of listening to the ARD duo Esther Sedlaczek and Bastian Schweinsteiger, you won't want to shred boutiques or smash park benches or set Twingos on fire.

The two have to go on the air immediately and analyze something, every station in France should broadcast it for hours to prevent violence.

It would be an understatement to say that Schweinsteiger and Sedlaczek harmonize.

When their eyes meet, my Smart TV threatens to melt.

I'm just waiting for the warning: Your device will automatically shut down due to the risk of overheating.

I remembered the pictures from the summer fairy tale, how Schweini and Poldi lay in the hotel bed in tennis socks and liked each other so much that they just wanted to play Playstation together for hours, which is still the highest form of affection among boys.

Schweini has long been Mr. Schweinsteiger, equipped with a handkerchief from a men's outfitter, the hair on his temples is grey.

Mr. Schweinsteiger lowers his gaze when he looks over at his expert colleague, you can count his laugh lines, his sovereignty disappears.

Then you can see for a moment the shyness of the tennis sock pig from back then.

He would, every bet, play the Playstation with Esther Sedlaczek for hours.

Look at the two.

Don't you see how peaceful that makes you?

This is my message of love.

Put away your stones.

Because your heart should burn and not Paris.

Source: spiegel

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