Visiting the Christkindl: There could be these gifts for Erding's athletes
Created: 12/24/2022, 10:00 am
By: Dieter Priglmeir
Dieter Priglmeir © hep
Digital scales, larger ear washes and the football wedding - we overheard the Christkindl and her boss the day before the presents were given.
Christkindl
: Really now, boss?
bath towels?
White-Bearded Man:
Always handy, right?
Christkindl:
But you do know that the hot water was turned off in the Erdinger Halls?
White-bearded man: : Yes reign times, what should I do then?
Every year I am supposed to give presents to the athletes.
But we already have everything.
Especially here in Erding: artificial turf, teaching pool, covered curling lanes, clubhouses ....
Christkindl
(takes a closer look at the man)
: You're not my boss at all.
Lord Mayor, what are you doing there?
Take off the wrong beard!
Boss
(now the real one, shakes the Christkindl)
: Wake up, Christkindl, wake up!
So what's going on?
Christkindl:
Sorry, I just had a weird dream... So, boss, what's up for our athletes this year?
No bath towels right?
Boss:
What makes you think of that?
Are all the showers cold?
Christkindl:
Okay, then just for our ice swimmers.
That's getting more and more every year.
Boss
(thinking)
: What are we giving this year, what are we giving?
Christkindl:
It doesn't have to be a lot.
Boss:
That's right, they're frugal.
As soon as you set up three wooden walls at Kronthaler Weiher, more than 6000 people come, jump over them and wade through the mud.
Christkindl:
Yes, this Xletix was very special.
Whereby: For me it would be nothing.
Boss:
Why then?
Christkindl
(slightly chubby
): Far too much dirt for my little wings.
But we digress.
Specifically: What do the footballers get?
Boss
: A merger.
Christkindl:
Oh my, not again...
Chef
: This time it's: TSV Erding is going under the roof of Rot-Weiss Klettham, a completely new football club in Erding.
Christkindl:
But isn't that built on sand again?
Boss:
No, to Sandner.
Christ Child:
Huh?
Boss:
Because Ralf Sandner is the football boss in Erding.
And right from the start he made a clean break with the Kletthamers, hihi.
Christkindl:
Because the red and white boss is called Patrick Tischer.
(yawns) Your puns have been better too, boss.
Boss:
We want to be bold here, not Greckl-ern.
Christkindl:
But that's enough.
What's the name of the whole thing?
Klettham United, I would like that.
Boss:
Let's keep our distance now.
They are sensitive there, the gentlemen Fusionists.
Christkindl:
What about our professional footballers?
Messrs. Morgalla and Lex, at home in Forstern and Eitting, but so loyal to the lions.
You could treat them to the rise.
Boss:
I don't get involved, the football god takes care of that.
Christkindl:
Really now?
Boss:
The pros are not my department.
Christkindl
(sulkily)
: If you believe in the football god, you also believe in Santa Claus.
Boss:
Andean Santa?
Goes well with the alpacas that are now roaming around the entire district.
Christkindl:
Really now, another play on words?
What are we doing with FC Hörgersdorf?
Boss:
direct promotion.
Just no more relegation games.
That was clearly too many this year.
Christkindl:
Bought it.
Let's move on to the other sports.
Boss:
Maxi Dallinger gets a digital scale.
Christkindl:
So that his rifle isn't 31 grams too heavy again.
Good idea.
Boss:
Olli Zeidler can save himself the last 50 meters in the future.
So he doesn't break in again.
Christkindl:
He doesn't have to.
Did he prove it at the World Cup?
Boss:
Right.
Let's rather give the rowing association bigger ears, so that they can finally hear what their athletes are criticizing.
Christkindl:
Well then let's try it.
What else?
Boss:
Finally a healthy opponent for Simon Zachenhuber.
Christkindl:
That today's boxers are so malad...
boss
(pulls out a wooden board
): And I would have that for the ice hockey coach in Dorfen.
Look what's on it.
Christkindl:
"You're only sick when you're in the hospital." Really now?
Chef:
That has been his motto for many years.
That's why I didn't understand his excitement after the derby against Erding.
And now stop with the stupid "Really now".
That's the way it is in 2017.
Christkindl:
But it wasn't the very nice way of not rescheduling the game.
Boss:
You're right.
I'll think of something for the second leg.
The right to play for coaches Schütz and Steer – everyone would benefit from that.
Christkindl
(takes a plaque from the drawer):
What is that?
Boss
: Oh, please leave them where they are.
This belongs to me.
Christkindl
(reads the inscription)
: Goal of the month April?
Boss:
Umm, Voglsammer gave me Andi.
Christkindl:
That's nice.
Boss:
Well, he just wanted to improve from Berlin to London.
Christkindl:
That's why he's now with FC Millwall.
Now you're already making deals with the football business.
Boss:
Well, he deserves it.
And a little input from Dorfen is only good for the British.
Christkindl:
You're right.
2023 could be his year.
Boss:
It's Voglsammer time!
Christkindl:
Oh dear, another play on words.
Boss:
And what does that mean when the Kletthamer and Erdinger kickers go together?
Christkindl:
I guess.
Boss:
Of course Fussion, haha.
Christkindl:
But now there has to be a rest.
Boss:
You're right, Merry Christmas.
Christkindl:
Merry Christmas.
