The sports whisper by Dieter Priglmeir © hep
American superstars are buying into the U.S. professional leagues. Also a business model for our clubs?
My opinion on superstars buying into sports clubs? I'm at fifty-fifty with a slight tendency to 50+1 percent, if it would be good for our local clubs. If, for example, Snoop Doog would not put 165 million dollars into the Ottawa Senators, but 165 euros into the Ottenhofen youngsters. DJK instead of DJ - that's where your future lies, we want to call out to the rapper. "Who Am I (What's my name") he asks in his biggest hit. Well, you could be the "King of Circle Class".
It's not that far-fetched. Actor Ryan Reynolds eventually bought into Welsh football club Wrexham AFC with £2.5 million. He was a fifth-division club at the time. He could have bought our bottom of the league at the bottom of the league. Our suggestion for the Canadian actor: Wörth instead of Wrexham, If you have already played "The Green Lantern", you can also handle the red lantern. Of course, FC Grünbach would also be a hot candidate for "Green". So two options – grab it, Mister Reynolds!
Unfortunately, Russell Crowe doesn't have that many options: Heis simply "The Gladiator" and should therefore not invest his money in an Australian rugby club called "South Sydney Rabbitohs", but in a more exciting Erding ice hockey club. But of course only if pirate king Johnny Depp puts the money his ex-wife left him into the Dorfen ice pirates. We want our ice hockey derbies to remain exciting. If, which is understandable, ice hockey is too expensive for both of them, they should be told: small cattle also make crap. LeBron James has only allowed himself two percent from Liverpool FC.
No, we're not outrageous at all, but we do think that the tennis sisters Serena and Venus Williams could maybe donate a few swimming caps for the Erdinger Dolphins in addition to their millions for the Miami Dolphins and that Justin Timberlake should not only help the Memphis Grizzlies in the NBA, but also the Holzland Polar Bears in the ice hockey recreational league. And maybe a red shower contract will jump out for the Wasenterbacher Weiherbulls.
By the way, we are quite confident about this. Some superstars are even working towards an engagement with us. For example, through boxing interludes at Oscar ceremonies. Here we can reveal it: EWS doesn't stand for Erding Wrestling Show at all, it's the Erding Will Smith Show.
Yes, sometimes the name says it all. So let's go, Justin Bieber - the Altenerdinger handball beavers are already waiting. After the cold showers, they would have deserved a warm shower of money now.
Johannes Oerding only has to make a B between O and E, then he would be a TuSler. Jessica Lange is part of FC Lengdorf. Lars Eidinger for FCE, the Geissens for FCL,. the "SVE Steven Spielbergler" and Stefan Mross for FC Mrossinning – well, maybe not everything fits. The only thing that is certain is that Tina Turner will sponsor today's district gymnastics festival (see report above) and that "Neikof" should have had an outfitter contract with Nike long ago.
When do we still have? David Beckham (who owns 35 percent of the Inter Miami football club) could claw his way to FC Herzogstadt – if, despite all the pandering, the British royal family does not want to knight. Actor Matthias Schweighöfer almost has to get involved with FC Schwaig. His buddy has allegedly already offered himself there. But we don't know for sure. It's always so difficult to understand Til. Especially when he screams like that.