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Do not build on Corinne Gideon

Corinne Gideon is not "sad", as she wrote in the story of the rebuke from Ichilov, but angry.

Angry that all the excitement that accompanies a pregnant woman - and even more so when you are "Corinne Gideon", which makes you feel so special, magical and sacred, ended as all pregnancies end - in childbirth.

Just a birth.

As with all of them

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Thursday, January 28, 2021, 12:00 p.m.

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Not sad.

Corinne Gideon (Photo: Screenshot, Instagram)

Did you hear what happened?

Corinne Gideon was given a room without a window in the maternity ward.

And on the happiest day of her life.

a room!

No window !!!

And she's another "Corinne Gideon."

I mean, not just some Corinne Gideon, but Corinne Gideon in double and multiplied quotation marks - that alone justifies a window.

And more with a view!

I gave birth to three children in two hospitals, one of whom was Ichilov.

That was a few years ago, there was no new department then.

But I actually got a room with a window, do you know what else was there?

Another woman giving birth.

And she came with another baby, husband, visitors.

And I'm another "Leider Putschnik string", there were also rooms with three maternity wards (maybe for women with fewer last names of my own?).

Imagine - a room for three mothers.

Each mother comes of course with her own baby (at least one), a partner, visitors, a collection of helium balloons and hemorrhoids.

And you know what else?

The babies, they are not crying at the same time.

no no no.

Everyone cries at a different time.

That way you do not sleep at night not only because of your baby, or your stitches or your hemorrhoids - but also because of all the above of the other mothers. This is how it is when you are not "Corinne Gideon".

I do not know Corinne Gideon personally, but only you Her public image. The one that was created from her TV appearances, the interviews she gave to the media throughout her career and her social media profiles. What do I know about her from there? Mostly she's not. She's that annoying girl who thinks she's the first to do it that way and that's the best thing to do. So good that it would be a crime not to share it with the whole world and explain to him exactly what she did (what most people do) and why it's so good (it's not that good. It's okay. Like everyone else).

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non.

Corinne Gideon (Photo: screenshot, PR)

Corinne Gideon is this girl who married a guy from a religious home, so she set out on a journey following the gaping chasm between secular and religious and did a "docu" about it.

After she started baking challah for Shabbat, she posted a guide to kneading and braiding challah on social media.

When she became pregnant, she did another "docu" about her parental dilemma - how to educate her unborn daughter - whether on the knees of Torah and tradition or in liberal secular education?

non.

"I'm from this morning in an inner room, without even a window, without oxygen, without knowing whether it is light or dark," Corinne Gideon wrote in her reprimand story, with a black background to increase the drama and emphasize the injustice, so that you understand that something really, really serious happened here.

An inner room without a window, without oxygen, without knowing whether it is darkness or light - this is a description that sums up fresh parenting in a poetic and refined way.

Without meaning to, and without being aware at all, Gideon summed up the essence of the day (and sometimes days, or weeks) that a new mother swallows, certainly after a first birth, but not only.

It really feels that way sometimes - like you are thrown into a universe that has no day and no night and you live in three-hour loops of breastfeeding-diaper-anesthesia and so on.

Many times it feels like an existence that has no oxygen and no window (and if it did, you might have jumped. Because what is this thing and what is this life and what happened here in general and that someone would do a Z control and bring me back to being me and my life to what they were before the body split in two And a man came out of it).

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Loops of three hours.

Corinne and Hili (Photo: Screenshot, Instagram)

But as stated, this is not what Corinne Gideon meant, and we can learn this from the opening of the indictment she filed against Ichilov's maternity ward: "I am sad that I am dealing with this on the happiest day of my life ...".

I'm not sad for you, Corinne.

I'm not sad for you.

If you were sad you would not be uploading a story, you would not open Instagram at all.

Angry at you, it is.

You are angry that all this excitement that accompanies a pregnant woman - and especially a first pregnancy - and even more so when you are another "Corinne Gideon", who made you feel so special and unique, magical and sacred, ended as all pregnancies end - in childbirth.

Just a birth.

As with all of them (at least with the lucky girls. And you do not know).

And indeed your whole life, every time you have done something, you have presented it with the pathos of one who forges with his own hands the path of man and humanity - whether we are dealing with the dough of challah or the creation of new life.

And this time, something went wrong.

Somewhere instead of immediately after the birth of your daughter a beam of light will descend from the sky, caress your glittering face from the sweat of the hinges and the effort of childbirth, tie a crown on your head and swing the girl over the roof of Azrieli buildings like Rafiki and Simba over the Cliff of Hope.

Instead, take them to a ward room.

Like, like you're not "Corinne Gideon", but just Corinne Gideon without quotes, or even just some Corinne with a different last name.

And for that you were angry, and for that your foam came out.

And you know what?

You are allowed.

Not because you are "Corinne Gideon" but because you are a woman who has just given birth and you may be overwhelmed, with all kinds of emotions (all emotions, most likely).

You're allowed, that's okay.

Your right.

You gave birth and got a regular room, without a window.

You can be angry.

I just hope I misunderstood when I read between the lines of the response of the director of the maternity hospital Prof. Yariv Yogev that your inquiries to the staff regarding the room were made in anger and in very unpleasant language.

This is, by the way, a very unsuccessful timing to go out on medical staff - given everything that happens with the corona and that (not that there is a successful timing for it), but come on let's slip you.

Still, "Corinne Gideon."

Worth a new docu.

Gideon (Photo: screenshot, Keshet 12)

Now, look, what will happen now is that in a few days you will be released home with the baby and the so-called "life" will begin. Then you will become the so-called "mother of the first child" which is like "Corinne Gideon" only with a baby. I want to say that you will discover and do all kinds of things that 90% of mothers have discovered and done before you, and you will think that you are the first to discover them and the best at doing them. And you will post posts and stories on Instagram. But again, that's fine. Because it happens to almost all mothers, even those who are not "Corinne Gideon".

And this is actually the miraculous contradiction in newly born parenting: that everything that feels to you initial and unique and unique is, in fact, the most generic and predictable thing in the human experience. And this is also the contradiction in Corinne Gideon, who opened on Ichilov that she did not get a window, but "always prefers to come simply." What does it prefer to come simple? Want to say: I know and you know I am really, but really, not simple. I am special. But I "just come" so as not to come out a diva who thinks she's special. That way I can get what I want and think I deserve, but without demanding it. And what happens when the "simple" does not get what she wants and thinks she deserves? very simple. She's suing him. In a rage, doubled and multiplied, also for the fact that she was another hassle and "just came."

One of the best things that parenting does to people is that it forces them to get a little out of themselves and out of their obsessive preoccupation with themselves. It's likely going to happen to Corinne Gideon too, but do not take my word for it. Just wait for it to happen and "Corinne Gideon" will tell you about it as if it happened for the first time ever. Will it be a story or a docu? Days will tell.

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