President Javier Milei would have "absolutist hearing," says journalist. Otorhinolaryngologists consulted believe that it is a wisdom that is acquired by listening to dogs barking in an elevator.

A deep (and sandy) throat would have filtered out Mr. President's favorite songs. "Libertarianism" has its dogmas, its terms and its contradictions, writes journalist. "The Lion wants to eat the caste and it turns out that they are all next to you," roared La Renga.