Finally sport again, finally more or less qualified comments - we look forward to it.
First football training after six months of compulsory break - what else do I miss as a ball and a team?
The coach's sayings.
Not the American motivational gaga (“You can do anything, you just have to want it in your heart”), but our “Bled Beimg'red”.
The finsinger Thomas Bonnet remembers a trainer who commented on a sloppy passport like this: "So throw i ned moi meim Hund d'Wurscht hi."
In Moosinning, the trainer said with deadly serious facial expressions: "Yeah, lick, I've never seen anything like this before." Ten seconds of silence on the entire square.
"You shoot like a mole." The youngster had kicked the ground terribly.
"We were all torn apart," says veteran Peter Werndl.
And the young man was also relieved when he saw the stern coach smile.
Franz Schick wanted to convey telepathic powers to Altenerdingen's top striker Peter Kugler: "You have to look into the ball." The former Bochum professional actually said "that I should mentally follow the ball on its trajectory and help it find its way into the goal" , says Kugler.
"Was actually helpful."
Much more earthly were the curses of a coach from Walpertskirchen, who called on the players to sprint between the fitness units, but never saw Richard Büchlmann and Keke Lechner race.
“Because we hid behind the goal wall,” reveals the latter.
Speaking of perseverance: otherwise only the coaches have a laugh, not just in football.
Tennis teacher Attila Babos urges his protégés like this: “You are so slow, I have already seen paint dry faster.” Extreme athlete Alexandra Mitschke received a shout from her trainer: “Finally start cycling!” Erdinger wanted to answer, “went but not.
I was already at the limit with a pulse of 180 ”.
Handball player Nadi Özdemir thinks back to the preparatory runs that the coach at the time accompanied by cycling and that was in the ears of the runners: "Run faster, you hamster!" Stefan Leitner remembers the nice coach who recommended a teammate to turn on the heating now, because : "At your running pace we never get warm." This sentence from handball theory also seems to be set in stone: "A good coach does not sweat."
What else a good trainer needs to be able to do? He should be able to count (“You four - the Nadi, the Dede and the pointer who was actually called Pottner, the editor - stand there!”) Or make alternative offers (“There are Need to speak, or should we form a circle of chairs? ").
Wasn't meant that seriously, because instead of democracy, the principle that counts is: Mogst?
Or do you like schleicha?
Ice hockey trainer Franz Steer summarized the possibilities in a more urbane way: "My Way or Highway." Erdings striker Daniel Krzizok remembers that as well as Markus Knallinger's quarrel about the overall situation: "Samma in the circus, or where?"
Sometimes irony also works. When the children at tennis school take too long to collect the balls, Babos simply says: "If your eyes are black, then you've fallen asleep."
And then there are the trainers who do everything with body language.
Oberding volleyball player Chris Sieracki thinks of Klaus Lösch and the happy times of the regional league.
With every mistake he became quieter, but his carotid artery swelled all the more.
"So we always noticed that he was getting mad."
Günter Weiß, probably the best coach FC Erding has ever had, illustrated his criticism very graphically.
To the stormy Libero Ralf Sandner he only said: “It's very nice that you support us offensively, and that also brings danger.
But when you are back in the back, the sun goes down. "As a coach from TuS Oberding, ex-lion Helmut Fottner had a different picture when he commented on the scissor stroke of a defender and said to Friedl Ettenauer:" Now he's jumping like a goat again ! ".
Sometimes even the brightest coach can't think of anything. Handball player Susa Schneider recalls:
Trainer: "Do something!"
Player: "What then?"
Trainer: "No idea, but do something!"
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