Survival (Walla system!)
Oh, Guy lied.
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The heart-warming event award of the episode goes to Guy Shikar for his performance in the battle for life and death.
Oh, the man does not know who he is and what is happening around him.
Maybe it's from the heat, maybe from the hunger, but the second day on the island Vagya lied (who didn't lie) already with a complete error on all systems.
He had the bracelet of life, and all he had to do was pick someone weaker than him and beat him in a two-ball, hole-digging, and puzzle-assembling battle.
Nothing too complicated.
"Take a girl", someone from the tribe whispered to him, and Guy Shikar probably said to himself: "If that's the case, I'll show them how extra good I am and a mega-man who doesn't hit girls even if it's a game" and chose for a duel Guy Rosen, obsessed with survival, fit and young So much so that there is a situation where he hasn't had time to screw up a relationship yet, and certainly not to be interviewed about it in "The Source" and to prove that if your only ambition is to become famous, then it is true that there is no such thing as bad publicity.
Fact - now he is surviving.
His opponent, Guy who didn't lie, said he would have chosen someone weak.
And I believe him.
He will do anything to win, this scheming boy.
I can't believe he gave the necklace to Doreen, Cruella de Vil of the island, just because it was the strategically correct thing to do.
He is right, what to do?
It is really the right thing to join her at this stage, wait for her to take down the competitors on her side and collect the debts from her at the moment of need.
But it's still creepy.
I don't know why she scares me so much.
I have an opinion that it is not because of the bad weather that the people on the island do not sleep well.
It's because of her.
I wouldn't be surprised if after the show they realize they are missing whole species of birds in the Philippines.
Birds that sensed something dark approaching and migrated north.
Survival, nonetheless.
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lied (photo: screenshot, network 13)
Let's go back to Guy who lied that it is so important for him to date a man, that he does this stupid nonsense that ruined his game.
He doesn't have the backbone to be the one who "beats a woman" or alternatively he risks that she will claim against him that he didn't choose her because he is a chauvinist, and then we know what will happen - he will have to prove that he is indeed a chauvinist, but by consent.
His word against her word, an interview in the Lerer Valley, and so on and so forth.
It is true that all of these are not good options, but losing immunity in a duel is a much worse option.
So Guy who didn't lie wins the duel, of course.
He solves the puzzle while Guy that he did lie spits out a lung in the first position of shooting the balls, and pretends that it makes sense to gasp like that, otherwise he wouldn't be able to live with himself.
When they return to the tribe, Guy Rosen does what nerds do who play full of dungeons and dragons at mom's in a housing unit - and works on them that he lost.
We all laughed, it was fun.
Rosen received the bracelet of life, immunity to be granted to someone in the other tribe - except for poor Lying Legion, who in the meantime returned to his tribe and tries to sell them that the mission was actually training for crazy Marines, the balls were huge, the baskets were five meters high, and the hole that had to be dug was over two meters deep.
They, for their part, look at his face and are sure that he is lying, and is also hiding a bracelet from them.
No souls, you give him too much credit - the man is simply a sovereign.
Is there a greater Shlomiel than Guy Shikar?
Why do I like to say Guy lied?
what is wrong with me?
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Survival (photo: screenshot, Network 13)
While Guy who lied the loser tries to protect his honor and invites everyone to rummage through his bag (next time I hide something I'll do it. No one was touched. It's great) in the other tribe Guy who didn't lie suddenly allows himself.
Not to mention it costs him.
He won one mission, and suddenly allows himself to be the one complaining about the lack of hand and the incompetence of everyone else, which will probably take revenge on him.
And what are they fighting for?
On the tarp, of course - the Middle Eastern conflict of survival.
Listen, we don't care if they sleep on the tarpaulin, under the tarpaulin or next to the tarpaulin with a bamboo stuck in their ass.
We don't care what they do with the tarp.
Stop pushing us tarp ribis.
All we learned from the tarpaulin fight is that due to the shelter dilemma, the first split in the tribe was also created and that Nir Regev had already labeled Guy Rosen as an arrogant Ashkenazi.
Which was expected, after all, don't know why it took so long.
Everyone thinks there should be a roof, but Nir Regev thinks a floor is better.
Instead of helping the tribe to build, Nir Regev prefers to pray, because a pious man like him will not give up dawn.
This does not prevent him from arguing with them while praying, and succeeding in annoying the nicest person on the island.
Tal Mord, the man who is in a good mood.
The man is waiting for the approval of the health insurance fund to receive a rare and expensive treatment to drain excess serotonin in the brain - and he is receiving nerves on Nir Regev.
I think that should give us an idea of how annoying the man really is.
But no one is as annoying as Dorin Dotan Perkash.
or a lily.
I haven't decided about him yet - either he's the tinder crook of the island, or he takes the final.
In the meantime, both are ranked at the top of the table, but it looks like we will go to extra time and maybe even penalties, because as soon as he realizes that he is in danger of relegation, he pulls out a pineapple from somewhere and distributes it to the guys and remembers to pretend that he can also be a nice person.
Good, tolerable.
Meanwhile, he and Doreen are in a head-to-head competition for who is the most domineering and unbearable, while running a campaign in the sands - there isn't a minute that they don't have a fight with someone there, and they are currently courting Sahar, the social entrepreneur.
By the way, what does it mean that he is a social entrepreneur?
I don't understand this profession.
When Maor takes Sahar aside, he destroys an arrangement that he already has at home - he plans to build a very specific alliance of three men and two women.
Apparently he plans to have one cook and the other clean, but Cruella wants to kick him out and no amount of pineapple will help him.
In the first immunity mission, the one that could save him, he does everything he can - stand on this rig and imagine he's catching a wave.
In the end, he loses to Sahar, which means everyone goes to the first tribal council, with Por probably falling from Maor to Elit.
Guy Shikar, Survival (Photo: Screenshot, Network 13)
Trying to sell Sahar that she is good, Doreen explains to him that she wants sociable and physical people by her side.
Translation: "Even Shoshan, I'm willing to tolerate another council, but Elit has to fly, because she's not attractive enough to star in my girls' series, not even as a secondary character."
Poor Alit Musayouf.
Trying to find her place in the tribe and the girls just won't let her.
Every time when she gets close, they move away, and when she tries to tell them that she doesn't like it, they do cruel gaslighting to her like "we didn't hear you speak" after she's been talking for half an hour, or "why are you offended, we just wanted to dry in the sun".
Rightfully so, she feels like the unwanted adult.
She takes it personally, but all adults are not welcome in survival after all - it's always the same.
It is true that they are behaving repulsively and she is right, but on the other hand she is an older woman who should understand that they are children and treat them accordingly, that is, with compassion and with a little condescension.
Why are you crying for them to treat you?
These scolding conversations only justify the desire to stay away from her, and in general, after the age of thirty, to come and complain to friends with a trembling tongue is the worst way in the universe to like people.
By the way, you don't need intuition to know when people don't want your company.
Certainly not four times in a trial.
Cut to Maya Kay, who wonders aloud if it's serious that she has to comb her hair with a stick, and claims that it's an insult to those around her.
And I say: My soul is beautiful, those around you tolerate Dorin Dotan Perkash, Nir Regev, Shoshan, and Guy Shikar.
You can grow dreadlocks in peace, we'll still love you more.
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